me_irl

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5 Comments

over_clox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 309d

I'd ask for 3x extra happy, I still want my meal..

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 309d (1 reply)

Server: gives you drugs

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 309d

No no, that's Burger King. Just ask for a cup of ice, and slip them a $5, you get a nickel bag of weed.

Disclaimer: Probably not applicable at all locations.

Yupa@ani.social · 2 pts · 309d

Every McDonald's in Japan after they release another pokemon toy.

dharmacurious@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 309d

"can I get a happy meal, extra happy"

Immediately gets infected by an alien parasite