If normie means taking showers, I’ll take that moniker gladly lmao. I’m a stinky fucker, I don’t care how neuro-divergent you are, you do not want to be around me if I’m not showering regularly.
Wondering if this is an unpopular opinion: if you don't like the unwashed smell of your partner then that's your body telling you you're not a good biological match.
I don't think smell is even in the top 50 reasons that people end up with their partners, consciously or subconsciously.
If anyone's done a test of whether long-term partners generally adhere to those pheromone rules I'd consider that interesting, but initial attraction, scent-based or otherwise, isn't what determines long-term compatibility with a person.
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faceless@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 3y
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y
Literally make me
hardware26@discuss.tchncs.de · 34 pts · 3y
moog@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 3y
u might wanna be more physically active tbh
hardware26@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 3y
Sanctus@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
Please stop going into the office on 2-3 day old musk.
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 3 pts · 3y
For real. "No one's said anything! Yes, I'm wildly depressed, how did you know?"
balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 3y
I shower twice a day and don't do shit god damn don't you sweat?
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 3y
This is usually considered bad for your skin
balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 3y
I need my balls lickable and my ass eatable
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 3y
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 3y
Even if sweating unless is super excessive twice a day seems super excessive.
zyeri@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
BartsBigBugBag@lemmy.tf · 31 pts · 3y
Is this really a post both gatekeeping poor hygiene and implying it is positive? Gross dude, take a fucking shower.
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 3y
Take less showers if you wanna talk to me, normie.
BartsBigBugBag@lemmy.tf · 12 pts · 3y
I’m good, I don’t even want to talk to myself when I’m all stinky Lmao.
pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 3y
#🤓
tupewe@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 3y
::: spoiler (pssst If you wanted the nerd emoji to look bigger you need to add a space after the #)
like this
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or add 5 more #s to make it tiny
🤓
Or use an image to make it even bigger
:::
pimento64@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 3y
It does look bigger without the space, you need to not be using an app with a horrible poverty renderer
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
Okay normie
BartsBigBugBag@lemmy.tf · 17 pts · 3y
If normie means taking showers, I’ll take that moniker gladly lmao. I’m a stinky fucker, I don’t care how neuro-divergent you are, you do not want to be around me if I’m not showering regularly.
TrousersMcPants@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y
It Is A Joke
trex@discuss.tchncs.de · 24 pts · 3y
Please take a shower
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
Literally 1984
naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 3y
I literally have to carry around a peppermint oil soaked hankerchief some wilting Victorian maiden because of people like you D:<
violetraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 3y
What they're not mentioning is the taking Estrogen part. That'll cut waaaay back on the ick smell.
jan_Melisa055@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 3y
It doesn't sound as bad. Unless it's really hot outside.
toothbrush@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 3y
I get the feeling that whoever originally made this wasnt entirely serious...
BeefDaddySupreme@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
cleanse yourself scrub
hazeebabee@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 3y
Dont let the normies get ya down, i too love certain peoples stink. Especially armpits 🤷
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y
Let your freak flag fly :3 :3
Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
Two times a week is sufficient for most people. That's medical advice straight from every Nurse I've worked with 🤷♀️
Risk@feddit.uk · 0 pts · 3y
Wondering if this is an unpopular opinion: if you don't like the unwashed smell of your partner then that's your body telling you you're not a good biological match.
regul@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 3y
that sounds like weird evopsych bullshit
Risk@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 3y
You'd think so, wouldn't you?
https://biology.stackexchange.com/questions/39298/how-statistically-significant-was-the-sweaty-t-shirt-experiment
regul@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
I don't think smell is even in the top 50 reasons that people end up with their partners, consciously or subconsciously.
If anyone's done a test of whether long-term partners generally adhere to those pheromone rules I'd consider that interesting, but initial attraction, scent-based or otherwise, isn't what determines long-term compatibility with a person.
Risk@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 3y
Sure. That doesn't mean smell isn't telling us something though.
Swiggles@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 3y
I like the smell of my partner in the morning, but not after a hot sunny day. I think there are different levels of unwashed to consider.
GrimSheeper@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
Sounds like a musk fetish to me. No shame ofc. Get that stink
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
My poor fucking nostrils
Risk@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 3y
You realise this idea exists independently of decent hygiene, right?
dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
No I don't smelly boi (it's a joke don't be mad)
Seriously though natural BO? No way it smells bad because bacteria eat your oils and poop it out onto your skin.
balls_expert@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y
some people just have a smell that nobody would like so Imma judge that take complete horseshit
Nerorero@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y
Guess I am no match with anime fans and gamers