How does Edward Scissorhands pee?

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dhork@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 339d

Carefully

QuarterSwede@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 339d (4 replies)

Thought he was a robot …

over_clox@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 339d (3 replies)

I just finished watching the movie again, and you're right 👍

Tim Burton's works are rather odd..

Happy Halloween!

QuarterSwede@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 339d (2 replies)

I mean it’s not easy to spot if you aren’t paying attention. His maker made robots for food processing. His torso was sitting on a desk but his leg was lying in front of himself and it’s not quite clear. That’s the only shot that alludes to him not being real. Tim Burton has a wild imagination.

over_clox@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 339d (1 reply)

There was like a 5 second clip where in the creator's falling apart lab, you get to see the wind blowing the pages of his sketches for Edward flipping by.

It's so easy to miss, but I caught that tonight.

It's crazy yo, the last page of the sketches had his hands replaced with 'real' hands.

When the creator presented Edward with his new real hands upgrade, Edward apparently didn't like them and stabbed through them.

Then the creator died, I guess due to a heart attack or something, because I don't think Edward stabbed the creator..

Sigh, crazy movie...

Happy Halloween!

CubbyTustard@reddthat.com · 10 pts · 339d

The creator has the heart attack as he is presenting the hands to Edward. He dies and falls forward which impales the hands on Edward's blades. Edward desperately wanted the hands he just hadn't been prepared for such a possibility.

swordgeek@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 339d

Very very.

Very.

Carefully.

T00l_shed@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 339d

Catheter

bus_factor@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 339d

Spray and pray

smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 339d

Trickles down one leg. Both, if he's unlucky.

Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org · 6 pts · 339d (4 replies)

To pee is easy.

It goes by itself, if needed,
and the famous "to pee or not to pee"
is actually out of the question.

But let me ask the bonus question here:

How does he jerk off?

over_clox@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 339d

Once..

BlueEther@no.lastname.nz · 3 pts · 339d

that's it, you win the internet for today

blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 339d

You haven't seen Edward Penishands?!

Lightsong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 337d

Horse semen extractor machine.

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 2 pts · 339d

I don't know, but I think we can confidently conjecture that it's either very hard... or very easy.

Ziggurat@jlai.lu · 1 pts · 339d
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