Sadly for everyone else stuck married to/being forced to parent such a lovable, humorous spouse, the phrase you're probably looking for is weaponized incompetence
You've ran out of children? Awful times that's why you always get new ones when you open your second last. Never want to go without when you need one. Just like toilet paper
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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 334d
!maliciouscompliance@lemmy.world
Nepenthe@kbin.melroy.org · 17 pts · 334d
Sadly for everyone else stuck married to/being forced to parent such a lovable, humorous spouse, the phrase you're probably looking for is weaponized incompetence
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 334d
Honestly, a photo of this might be more helpful at the market
dontsayaword@piefed.social · 16 pts · 334d
What do you do when you need to buy tape?
_lilith@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 334d
glue the empty roll obvs
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 334d
This would probably work better for me than a list tbh
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 334d
Perfect system until you run out of tape
UniversalBasicJustice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 334d
Hear me out...start with two rolls of tape
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 334d
You've ran out of children? Awful times that's why you always get new ones when you open your second last. Never want to go without when you need one. Just like toilet paper
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 333d
Either they ran out of all those simultaneously or the wife has agreed this is an acceptable solution.
colin@lemmy.uninsane.org · 2 pts · 334d
but what do you do when you run into something?
remotelove@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 321d