A former citizen of Sesame Street, “the spooky monster” as he would be called, was drafted into the first battalion in the Vietnam war. There he discovered a thirst for blood that would consume him much like his blue cousins love for cookies. He was declared MIA after the battle at Khe Sanh though his body was never recovered. It is thought that he still patrols the jungle hunting for the Viet Cong.
My Intel says that after hearing of the horrors of what the US did in Vietnam, he felt bad and settled in. Opening a restaurant/orphanage named Sesame Chicken Street for young children to learn to cook while puppeteering. Although terribly popular, the Communists were suspicious of their “scheme“ and they were forced underground; literally and figuratively. That’s why he hasn’t been seen again.
10 Comments
LytiaNP@lemmy.today · 23 pts · 322d
youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 322d
A former citizen of Sesame Street, “the spooky monster” as he would be called, was drafted into the first battalion in the Vietnam war. There he discovered a thirst for blood that would consume him much like his blue cousins love for cookies. He was declared MIA after the battle at Khe Sanh though his body was never recovered. It is thought that he still patrols the jungle hunting for the Viet Cong.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 8 pts · 322d
My Intel says that after hearing of the horrors of what the US did in Vietnam, he felt bad and settled in. Opening a restaurant/orphanage named Sesame Chicken Street for young children to learn to cook while puppeteering. Although terribly popular, the Communists were suspicious of their “scheme“ and they were forced underground; literally and figuratively. That’s why he hasn’t been seen again.
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 15 pts · 322d
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 322d
Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup. Yup.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 322d
uh huh
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 322d
Now, that's a watermark I haven't seen in a long time.
Nightlight17776@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 322d
I'm gonna make a ghillie suite with wolf ears just cuz. I don't hunt or anything
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 322d
The trees, they came alive
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 322d
Come back to me!
Come back to me, and say my land is fair!
HowAbt2day@futurology.today · 1 pts · 322d