I’ve been touched by Stan. He came into me. I love Stan and he loves me, he loves everyone. He’ll come in you too if you ask him, it will change your life.
This is why I’ll never truly be able to quit nicotine. Apparently I don’t meet the threshold for adhd medication despite regular debilitating functional freeze, so nicotine and the dopamine it gives me is only reason I’m a functioning adult.
Uh oh Deep, if you put more than five seconds of thought into your religion you might lose it. Remember any doubts you have about Christianity were planted in your mind by the devil to lead you away from God. They are definitely not your own rational thoughts!
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Except that when push comes to shove the second one also chooses capitalism
Woosh straight over my head
It’s like belle (miss piggy) saying “what a hideous beast” and it’s just a guy
Beauty and the Beast but the Beast is the only Real person and he turns into a muppet at the end
The ultimate benchy
Which should be confused with regular Hitler
I really hope no one is sharing their cycle information with LinkedIn
I’ve been touched by Stan. He came into me. I love Stan and he loves me, he loves everyone. He’ll come in you too if you ask him, it will change your life.
That was having my first child for me
This is why I’ll never truly be able to quit nicotine. Apparently I don’t meet the threshold for adhd medication despite regular debilitating functional freeze, so nicotine and the dopamine it gives me is only reason I’m a functioning adult.
I am cat man
Pretty based if you ask me
Uh oh Deep, if you put more than five seconds of thought into your religion you might lose it. Remember any doubts you have about Christianity were planted in your mind by the devil to lead you away from God. They are definitely not your own rational thoughts!
Three is one thing, but four? Bro’s going above and beyond.
That’s from the vibrato in your umm… voice
Notices bulge uwu