They don't pay me enough for this

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db2@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 206d (9 replies)

You misspelled "production database" 😈

Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it · 23 pts · 206d (1 reply)

Using excel as production database is just crazy

henfredemars@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 206d

Doesn’t mean we don’t use it as our main database

sik0fewl@piefed.ca · 12 pts · 206d (3 replies)

Watching production database use Excel?

db2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 206d

Yes.

db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 206d

No.

db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 206d

100000

galaxy_nova@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 206d (1 reply)

How about “upstream changes without telling you”

db2@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 206d

Surprise features.

Bahnd@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 206d

Dont you put that evil on us Ricky Bobby!

THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 206d (5 replies)

Watching anyone else use a computer, really. It's agonizing.

cRazi_man@europe.pub · 21 pts · 206d (4 replies)

All of it is painful..... but the pain of watching someone need to go between 2 windows repeatedly without using alt/tab.Just shoot me

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 206d (1 reply)

They minimise the window first before pulling the next one up from the tray.

Then they accidentally click the x...

flying_sheep@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 205d

EVERYTHING is GONE!

Fisch@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 206d

Honestly, that's me when I have to use Windows because I've gotten so used to the workspace centered workflow of GNOME 😭

user224@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 206d
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HexesofVexes@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 206d (1 reply)

Teaching people excel:

Hupf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 205d

srestegosaurio@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 16 pts · 206d (1 reply)

Hating Excel is something for which I get payed, but man, how better my life has been after PowerQuery.

teuniac_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 205d

Inside Excel?

Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 206d (1 reply)

Or AutoCAD. I hide all the icons so people won't use my computer. "Where's the move button?"

Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 204d

There's a move button? Why?

And also, why is that person using AutoCad, when they clearly should be given a fancy table and some different sizes of pencil.

dantel@programming.dev · 12 pts · 206d

For me it is 'someoe using Excel (at all)'.

Seeing people bragging about cool 'apps' and 'databases' they created in their department only to find out it is Excel. Oh the pain...

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 206d

bleistift2@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 206d (2 replies)

ShouldIHaveFun@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 205d

Common, that's not fair! The other MS products also deserve to be mentioned here.

ShouldIHaveFun@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 205d
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diemartin@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 206d (1 reply)

s/else//

Admax@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 206d

I don't know how I should feel about getting this joke

SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social · 4 pts · 206d

Oh god, imagine mob programming or pairing in a bank. Just with excel. Couldn't, wouldn't. Would run.

JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 206d

I never learned how to use it so I relate but in a different way