I'd love that

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I count that as foreplay.

Please, show me

Viceversa@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d (4 replies)

Now, what turns you up more: succulents or Violáceae?

Zorque@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 35d (3 replies)

The easy answer is the former, the kinky the latter.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 35d (2 replies)

What would be the dirty option?

Carnivorous plants

Cort@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 34d

Anything that's not hydroponic would be fairly dirty

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CubitOom@infosec.pub · 8 pts · 35d (1 reply)

Pulls out electric toothbrush used as a polination device

Plant vibrator

My date yapping about their special interest? Nothing would make me fall for them faster.

Meh if you've got a whole room just for propagation then I'm sold