c/lemmyshitpost · by youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 356d

Choose wisely lemmings

Nothing is going to be more unhinged than what I already have. Top comment wins.

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93 Comments

TheBat@lemmy.world · 129 pts · 356d (2 replies)

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JackbyDev@programming.dev · 21 pts · 356d

Reminds me of the one in 2020 that someone named Corona1488 got banned from LoL but their real last name was Corona and their Birthday was January 4th 1988 (or April 1st maybe). I think they got Riot's attention and got their account back, maybe they had to change it, I'm not sure.

Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 355d

Oh wow, I genuinely laughed at that one.

DoubleDongle@lemmy.world · 86 pts · 356d

PellMySmenis

SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 59 pts · 356d (2 replies)

Your real first name and last name.

HK65@sopuli.xyz · 41 pts · 356d

Along with your Tax ID, credit card number and date of birth and mother's maiden name.

Windex007@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 355d

I did that once, and it was really jarring for people to see.

People have gotten completely desensitized to names like "ForceU2swllow" or "xXx_daRk_pRo_MLG_xXx". A regular name, your actual name IS the most unhinged shit.

jewbacca117@lemmy.world · 53 pts · 356d

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Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 356d (8 replies)

MungJump

youCanCallMeDragon@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 356d (2 replies)

That’s enough internet for today

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 356d

You asked 😙

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 2 pts · 355d

You should use it so that if anyone ever asks you what it means, you can scarce them for life.

cows_are_underrated@feddit.org · 14 pts · 355d (1 reply)

What the actual fuck. Just the fact that they mention "this is probably the single most disgusting thing known to a man" in the dictionary.

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 355d

It's not good!

boonhet@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 356d (1 reply)

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 356d

They asked for unhinged; I happen to be a connoisseur.

ninekeysdown@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 355d

What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy…

Krelis_@sh.itjust.works · 34 pts · 356d (1 reply)

Spez

hancock@retrolemmy.com · 12 pts · 355d

Fuck

PoopBuffet@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 355d

"Robert'); DROP TABLE Gamertags;--"

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 356d (1 reply)

CunningLinguist

Oka@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 355d

You may be a cunning linguist, but im a master debater

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 22 pts · 356d (1 reply)

Dale

Rusty Shackleford

TexasDrunk@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 356d

Rusty Shackleford is just the name he uses to order Pizza with.

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 22 pts · 356d

GamertagMcGamertag

Archer@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 355d

Girthquake

you_are_dust@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 356d

Gamer McGameFace

JunglisticFunkateer@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 355d (1 reply)

Hilfmunter

wieson@feddit.org · 4 pts · 354d

It's German for "help eagerly"

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 14 pts · 355d

Nuckfugget

greatwhitepapertiger@lemmy.zip · 14 pts · 355d

HollowedOutPenis

ForeskinWhoopyCushion

Crashumbc@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 355d

ReleaseEpsteinFiles

Oka@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 356d (2 replies)

LittleKidLover

Tautvydaxx@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 352d (1 reply)

TheChildPredator

Oka@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 352d

My first thought was Predator (the creature) as a child

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 355d

PocketSand420

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 356d (4 replies)

Hard_R_Autist

faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 356d (3 replies)

LTT reference?

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 355d (2 replies)

I don't know what LTT means.

faintwhenfree@lemmus.org · 4 pts · 355d (1 reply)

Well then i guess ists not an LTT reference.

Linus Tech Tips, founder Linus, thought when someone said hard r they mean the word used to describe mentally different people. But in the context it seemed like he is talking about African Americans, was a short lived story as it was a genuine mistake.

_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 355d

Ah, he sounds like an idiot. I was making jokes

hypnicjerk@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 355d

ItsOkImOnThePill

Chivera@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 355d

YouCantCallMeDragon

Oka@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 356d

Smegma&Pepper

FlembleFabber@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 356d

ProlapsingPenis69

daggermoon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 355d

SploogeIngester69420