ShankShill

u/ShankShill@sh.itjust.works
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on Work ordeal · c/microblogmemes · 32 pts · 37d

I farted with my kid's dog under the blanket. She woke up, jumped off the bed and projectile vomited on the wall and carpet.

Worth it.

on Deal of torture 😭 · c/memes · 7 pts · 50d

At work we get deer flies. Bites can be described as feeling like getting stabbed with a serrated needle. Shirts, DEET, jeans, don't matter. They need blood to reproduce and they're horny enough to find a way through it all.

And they're smart enough to always go behind you.

I had a pit that was a scary-looking but sweet doofus. We lived in the middle of nowhere across the street from a cemetery, and during a burial he got out and went across the street to play with people.

Downside is his version of initiating play was to try and tug on pants with his mouth. That didn't go well for a lady in pantyhose. Her ankle got scratched. Luckily, she came over and just asked about vaccine records and said she could tell he was just wanting to play. He dodged a needle that day.

He learned that play habit from when we had a 3 wheel ATV which he was afraid of, and he would try to pull the human off the scary machine by their pants. We accidentally taught him that was good by trying to calm him down. Whoops.

Otherwise we never had any issue out of him. Cats and kids could crawl all over him and he'd just wag his tail cuz all attention was good attention.

on Engine auto-off · c/lemmyshitpost · 5 pts · 91d

It's actually around 2-3 seconds worth of idle fuel to start.

8 minutes worth would surely hydro lock the engine.

At this point, many people should just game the system to get a decent living.

2 bedroom apartments cost what a mortgage can cost for a 4 bedroom new house in some places. Got a very trustworthy friend with good credit? Pay them for "housekeeping" while the only thing they're cleaning out is the beer in the fridge while playing vidyagames. Let them show extra income and get a house. Be roommates. Have other roommates join in. Everyone hoard money while having cheap living in a nice new place.

Is that fraud? Idk but I'm in a nice new house and hoarding money.

on Fact Check: **TRUE** · c/politicalmemes · 7 pts · 109d

95 RON is about the US 91 octane.

Around my area, we typically have 87, 89, and 93. My cars run fine on any of them, but one of them recommends 91+.

on Me_irl · c/me_irl · 5 pts · 113d

The square school pizza used to be made from scratch. Now it's all made in a factory.

ITT is a bunch of people that ate the old recipe I think.

on *Permanently Deleted* · c/lemmyshitpost · 4 pts · 115d

I'm from diet Australia with guns (Texas. Former coworker from Australia described the state as such) and that upsets me.

I've taken several of my fellow melanin-deficient (now ex) coworkers to management for saying unacceptably stupid shit. The idea people could be dumber over race in today's abundance of knowledge is just upsetting.

To be clear, I'm talking about the people that caused the issue to make people feel the need to attempt to "clean" and not those that attempted the act.