Deal of torture 😭

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comador@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 33d (2 replies)

Asian Tiger mosquitos bite 24/7 and are found in many parts of the USA and EU now sadly.

TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 33d (1 reply)

these are the type of hardworking immigrants this nation needs.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 32d

Are they known to be very gay?

Mac@mander.xyz · 17 pts · 32d (2 replies)

Why does this image need any of the commentary above or below?

Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 32d (1 reply)

Because otherwise how to promote that xitter account?

Mac@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 32d

Memorable name + generic commrnt + popular emoji

foodandart@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 33d (4 replies)

FML! It was well over 90 degrees farenheits last week and the flies were BITING!

I got nailed several times by one of the fuckers in my car until it escaped out the window.

It was just a regular black housefly. I had no idea they could bite. Like a needle stabbed into me.

At least the mosquito is relatively painless.

Fuck biting houseflies.

tpihkal@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 33d (3 replies)

Most likely a stable fly. House flies have sponge like mouth parts for soaking up liquid and are incapable of biting.

atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 33d (2 replies)

I had never heard of stable flies before. Here we have horse flies that are apparently similar but not the same species as stable flies.

ShankShill@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 32d (1 reply)

At work we get deer flies. Bites can be described as feeling like getting stabbed with a serrated needle. Shirts, DEET, jeans, don't matter. They need blood to reproduce and they're horny enough to find a way through it all.

And they're smart enough to always go behind you.

far_university1990@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 32d

Mount plasma coil on head. Zap with 200kV if get too close.

EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 33d

Wispy2891@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 32d (2 replies)

In the picture isn't a tiger mosquito that bites 24/7 and not only night time? A hardworking asshole

far_university1990@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 32d

Workaholic

ShankShill@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 32d

I'm more worried about deer flies at work.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 32d

"Mornin' Sam." "Mornin' Ralf."

ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 32d (1 reply)

Time flies

notabot@piefed.social · 6 pts · 32d

Time flies like an arrow.

Fruit flies like a banana.

dellish@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 32d

At first I thought Spy vs Spy had finally come to a cordial conclusion.

Archimedes@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 32d

They get wasps from a temping agency to cover the evening rush.

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 2 pts · 33d

Both are pollinators so I guess this is somewhat true, also mosquitoes are crepuscular but they are also active during rainy or cloudy days, maybe moreso if humidity is higher.

mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca · 2 pts · 32d

That’s very accurate. Thanks for the laugh xD

Echo5@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 32d

Nature must be offering the mosquitos overtime.

starik@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 32d

Yep, night shift looks like a strung-out chain-smoker.

cattywampas@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 33d (1 reply)

Still better than winter.

Elting@piefed.social · 3 pts · 33d

I like sleeping in the cold during winter, but you have to put so much more effort into going outside or you get sad.