It's the thought that counts

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How_do_I_computah@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 38d (5 replies)

"my boyfriend wasn't being kind to me. He was just an idiot."

VitoRobles@lemmy.today · 44 pts · 38d (2 replies)

That was my take. Like girl, he knew. It takes 20 seconds to research it.

I am trying to assume it's a joke from her part.

Sergio@piefed.social · 26 pts · 38d

I was guessing it was a joke on both their parts.

baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 38d

you'd be surprised by how many people don't research things

Skyrocket0006@feddit.nl · 14 pts · 37d

Its still being kind though

prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 37d

Also, people who date never actually talk to one another so there's no way he could have told her that's what he believes

Professorozone@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 38d (2 replies)

Wait! You mean it's NOT? I'm having a talk with my wife.

yermaw@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 38d (1 reply)

So many wives around the world are about to lose their hookup. Way to go OP

Aneb@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 38d

Some things were meant to be kept secret.

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 38d (6 replies)

Uh... you do need something to replace the iron and sugar you're losing.

Etterra@discuss.online · 6 pts · 37d (3 replies)

Yeah but it doesn't need to be chocolate specifically. For example my fiance is allergic to chocolate. When I can find them there's these maple sandwich cookies she really likes from the health food store.

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 37d

Sure sure. But chocolate is a safe guess for most partners, I reckon.

wieson@feddit.org · 1 pts · 36d (1 reply)

Should it not be fiancée then?

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 36d

Yes but I don't care enough to keep manually entering the modification to the American English standard.

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 36d (1 reply)

Wouldn't red meat thus be the ideal period want food?

blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 36d

If you want to be practical. If you want to be romantic, chocolate it is.

LogicOverFeelings@piefed.ca · 16 pts · 38d (3 replies)

That's honestly kinda sweet.

Slovene85@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 38d (2 replies)

Depends on the chocolate.

LemmyFeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 38d (1 reply)

More semi sweet maybe

mortemtyrannis@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 37d

They broke up so it’s bitter sweet.

ShankShill@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Dark chocolate has a lot of iron though.

NotANumber@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 38d

I never knew that.

lulztard@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 38d (11 replies)

Date. Years? Shared flat? American words seem to have no meaning. That wasn't dating, that was a commited, dedicated relationship.

PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Please remember we are a christofascist theocracy so anything besides a church wedding is considered "dating".

lulztard@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 38d

Fair enough. The concept of anxiety as a culture is very unpleasant to the mind and as such easily and quickly forgotten.

FoxyFerengi@startrek.website · 18 pts · 38d (4 replies)

That's the common verb to use for a romantic relationship where you aren't married or engaged in America. I'm honestly unaware of a different one

Zombie@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 38d (3 replies)

We were together for several years

?

offspec@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 38d (2 replies)

Are you quoting this because you think it's in some way contradictory?

Zombie@feddit.uk · 9 pts · 38d (1 reply)

No, just providing a way of phrasing for that form of relationship that makes sense to non-Americans.

Dating sounds like you're still in the courting phase (or, well, dating) to many around the world, not in a committed relationship for years and living with each other.

calliope@retrolemmy.com · 4 pts · 37d

For the record, I wouldn’t say “dating” either, as someone from the U.S., but I wonder if that’s because I’m older or something.

I might say “I had a partner I lived with,” but “dating” for several years sounds ridiculous to me too.

stray@pawb.social · 4 pts · 37d (3 replies)

I think it's weird that English doesn't have a word for sambo. Partner sort of works, but it's taken on a connotation of permanent dedication, and is often synonymous with spouse. Cohabitant sounds even more emotionally distant than roommate.

lulztard@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 37d (2 replies)

https://www.sverigesradio.se/artikel/what-does-it-mean-to-be-a-sambo-in-sweden

According to this sambo pretty much IS "partner", permanent dedication at all. Though I only skimmed it.

stray@pawb.social · 2 pts · 37d (1 reply)

It's just a matter of connotation so maybe not everyone feels the same way, but I feel like if someone introduces their sambo I think they live together right now, but maybe not forever and always, whereas if they introduce their partner I'm going to read it as life partner or non-binary spouse.

lulztard@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 36d

Hmmmmm.... interesting. You wouldn't possibly mind interviewing your friends and family on that topic and reporting back, perchance? :D I'd be really interested in if it's more a you thing per a your region thing or actually a nationwide thing. lol

Donkter@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 38d (4 replies)

I like to think he made a joke about how women need chocolate on their periods as a cute way of giving her a gift every time she was on her period, assuming she didn't think he was that stupid, and it just never came up again.

naeap@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 38d (3 replies)

Or it was just an excuse to get away for some time to get chocolate...

chloroken@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 38d (2 replies)

WIFE BAD

ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 37d

HUSBAND STUPID

naeap@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 38d
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MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip · 6 pts · 38d

Before my wife needed a hysterectomy, I would pick her up a box of tampons and a pint of rocky road.

Bluewing@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 36d

As a Father that raised 4 daughters with my wife, chocolate was a line item in the family budget every month.

And while I am no fan of chocolate, one small bar will cover my desire for the stuff for a year, I used to keep a small bar of it on my desk. Just sitting there unopened and uneaten. It drove them all crazy. Are you going to eat that Dad? Can I have it?

BurnedDonutHole@ani.social · 3 pts · 37d

Is this like that addiction excuses? Where they say they don't need it and they can quit anytime they want.

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d

Idk my mom has an addiction to chocolate, I just thought that was a girl thing