I don't think Trump is the Emperor, because he was smart. Or Darth Vader, because he was effective. I think Trump is like... the Death Star if it didn't work properly and instead of firing lasers it randomly blasted other planets with shit.
Then while Luke and whoever are trying to deal with that, Darth Vader and the Emperor are off somewhere else doing whatever they want, because everyone's distracted by the giant shit blaster.
Trump isn't exactly smart, but people are biased into underestimating him which is even more of a mistake. He is easily the most competent politician in Washington and was more than smart enough to end liberal democracy.
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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 95 pts · 319d
You could just string words together at random and there's a 50% chance it's a Trump quote.
18107@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 318d
How long until he finishes reading the Library of Babel to us?
dalekcaan@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 318d
If you get an infinite number of Trumps in a room, one of them will eventually ramble off the entirety of Hamlet.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 318d
Frankly, I prefer the monkeys with typewriters approach.
etherphon@midwest.social · 37 pts · 318d
regdog@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 319d
One of the rare Trump posts that I see, because I have the word "trump" in my filters.
callyral@pawb.social · 5 pts · 318d
and this is why alternative text (image description) is important
Fleur_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 318d
I would love some sorta post tags for this reason
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 26 pts · 318d
Referring to Russell Vought btw
Zgierwoj@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 19 pts · 319d
Even if it's real, it's fake (Im gonna start repeating this at every opportunity)
unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de · 42 pts · 319d
Its real. This is how Trump speaks every single day and that was even one of his less rambly ones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASzRWle_KX4
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-rose-garden-darth-vader-b2849596.html
snooggums@piefed.world · 20 pts · 319d
Kind of telling how the Repubkicans really identify with villains.
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 318d
That would make him the emperor, can't wait for him to be thrown into a pit.
CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 318d
I don't think Trump is the Emperor, because he was smart. Or Darth Vader, because he was effective. I think Trump is like... the Death Star if it didn't work properly and instead of firing lasers it randomly blasted other planets with shit.
Then while Luke and whoever are trying to deal with that, Darth Vader and the Emperor are off somewhere else doing whatever they want, because everyone's distracted by the giant shit blaster.
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 318d
Trump isn't exactly smart, but people are biased into underestimating him which is even more of a mistake. He is easily the most competent politician in Washington and was more than smart enough to end liberal democracy.
BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 318d
His death star sized ego makes him the emperor.
D_C@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 318d
Kiddie fiddling rapist.