[green, satisfied] I cooked enough food for two meals
[floating brain] I'm the logic part of your brain, eat half and keep the other half for later
[floating Marx head] I'm the Karl Marx part of your brain, share that meal with someone
[floating Garfield head] I'm the Garfield part of your brain, shove that shit down your mouth until you feel ill, then keep going
[green stares neutrally]
[green then has a deranged smile]
[green proceeds to shove the entire plate of food down their mouth]
[brain facepalms]
[Marx facepalms]
[Garfield is elongated]
13 Comments
nandeEbisu@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 313d
If you've eaten event slightly more than half of it, then clearly whatever is left isn't enough for a second meal so might as well polish it off.
jupyter_rain@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 314d
I have never connected to my inner garfield before, but maybe I should give him a chance. Surely it would give me the chance to ramp up my lasagna consumption.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 313d
But now you hate Mondays!
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 313d
Bad@jlai.lu · 11 pts · 313d
Mondays are surplus suffering.
A reminder that even the concept of rest has been appropriated by the ruling class.
Seize the means of awakening on your own time.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 314d
Sometimes you just need that instant gratification and also to just lay on the couch for an hour later.
hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 313d
I read that as instant garfification
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 313d
Everything in this comic is a cake pop to my brain.
Speiser0@feddit.org · 5 pts · 313d
If I eat more now, I won't need to eat as much later. Is this not how it works?
Mangoguana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 313d
Oh my god
It was the garf all along
Devjavu@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 313d
Oh god, Garfield, what are you doing.
slingstone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 313d
This has "imsorryjon" vibes.
RedStrider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 313d
there are 3 wolves inside of you
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 313d
I once did a BOGO footlong deal at Subway and ate both. It still haunts me.