> go to germany > attempt small talk
i don't know what to tell you buddy
And people say Germans are humorless.
That's fucking hilarious!
>be Germany
>create a fake language called “Deutsch” just for laughs
>get everyone in Germany in on the joke so you’re all “sprechen sie Deutsch”
>continue pranking tourists for years now, everyone’s gotten pretty good at selling the bit as well
>one day some ‘geistesschwache’ accidentally leaks the script we’ve all been using
>oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck
>mfw people mistake it for a translation guide
Oh, OK. Get me a cigarette then.
Golden reponse
is this OP trying to start that old keep trading up from a cigarette until you own a house thing and he falls flat at the first pass ?
6 Comments
a14o@feddit.org · 69 pts · 298d
> go to germany
> attempt small talk
i don't know what to tell you buddy
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 298d
And people say Germans are humorless.
That's fucking hilarious!
frostedtrailblazer@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 298d
>be Germany
>create a fake language called “Deutsch” just for laughs
>get everyone in Germany in on the joke so you’re all “sprechen sie Deutsch”
>continue pranking tourists for years now, everyone’s gotten pretty good at selling the bit as well
>one day some ‘geistesschwache’ accidentally leaks the script we’ve all been using
>oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck
>mfw people mistake it for a translation guide
harmbugler@piefed.social · 3 pts · 298d
Oh, OK. Get me a cigarette then.
Saltycracker@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 268d
Golden reponse
hanrahan@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 96d
is this OP trying to start that old keep trading up from a cigarette until you own a house thing and he falls flat at the first pass ?