He's got RPG merchant vibes today

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17 Comments

Xariphon@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This dog wants to sell me overpriced magic items (and definitely, definitely not drugs).

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y

His spiel about that potion he really wanted to sell me really just kinda sounded like it was nothing more than heroin.

bionicjoey@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 2y

My potions are too strong for you traveller. You'd better find someone who will sell you weaker potions.

satanmat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

God i love your photos.

Bowie and you are the best.

PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Agreed!

WhippetBowie@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Thanks, it's really great to have a place to share Bowie. Happy to hear Bowie can brighten someone's day.

watzon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Thats it, I need to get my whippet a hoodie

WhippetBowie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The hoodie photographs well but it's really pretty impractical, if he wears it outside I have to be really careful to make sure the hood doesn't cover his eyes

watzon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

My girl is also very temperamental lol. She'd never keep it on. Awesome pic though.

Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Doge has wares if you have coin

Thcgrasscity@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Seriously looks like the guy in the corner at the gym slinging roids, and other workout "aides"

WhippetBowie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Turns out the secret to Whippet speed is taking speed

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Bowie has wares if you have treats

WhippetBowie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Bowie drives a hard bargain

klemptor@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

Bowie is selling his stinky toots in potion jars. Guaranteed to put the whammy on your enemies and a great way to prank your loved ones.

2scoops@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

The REAL Slim Shady

squirrel@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

Pssst! Hey, bud! Yes, you! Do you want to buy an... 8?