Alt Text: Keanu Reeves claims that he has aged so gracefully because he refuses to acknowledge his birthday every year.
I need to start doing that.
Alt Text: Keanu Reeves claims that he has aged so gracefully because he refuses to acknowledge his birthday every year.
6 Comments
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 320d
It fucking works for me. No one believes how old I am, and I actively avoid my birthday because the day is cursed for me.
FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 320d
Women have been said to be doing this forever (usually stopping at 29, or 39 when they can no longer get away with the former). From what I can tell, it hasn't made Karen the least bit more graceful.
Maven@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 320d
My mom has celebrated her 27th birthday every year for way longer than 27 years.
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 320d
I'm spiritually a Martian at this point, if we're going to count orbital cycles.
ill_presence55@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 317d
Forever 21 in my books.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 1 pts · 317d
Is he married? Has he been married?
I look more or less the same as I did as a teenager, except that the stress from being married to an abusive, manipulative piece of work turned my half my beard and my sideburns grey as well as giving me these weird yellowish bags on my lower eyelids.