c/showerthoughts · by cravl@slrpnk.net · 323dDandruff is really just flesh crumbs. Why am I like this? The thought, not the 'druff. 113 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
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Mystech@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 323d
We prefer the formal culinary term, Scalp Croutons.
village604@adultswim.fan · 11 pts · 323d
How fucking big are your dandruff flakes? That sounds horrifying.
cravl@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 323d
concern
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 323d
Mine are Man Morsels.
machenni@procial.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 323d
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world @Mystech@lemmy.world you guys as well as OP are gross in a good way.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 323d
Doesn't have to be gross. Think of it like parmesan cheese flaked fresh off the big wheel. Fancy!
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 323d
Whenever I exfoliate my feet I mutter “forbidden Parmesan” and chuckle to myself
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 323d
I like those foot graters too
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 322d
Nobody is grossed-out by their own dandruff. We're grossed-out by other people's dandruff.
teft@piefed.social · 7 pts · 323d
Fungal infection more like. So mushroom flakes?
imetators@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 323d
Salt-free skinsalt
TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 323d
It’s also organic, free range and all that.
IWW4@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 323d
Yeah
Anuttara@leminal.space · 1 pts · 323d
lmao noo, i'm vegan so this is doubly gross
WALLACE@feddit.uk · 7 pts · 323d
Autocannibalism can be vegan if you consent to it
commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 322d
no, it's not
themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 323d