When they told me to invest in bitcoin, I bought all this at $20 dollars an ounce 100 years ago.

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Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 299d (2 replies)

You should of seen how much aluminum I had before they invented a cheap method of making it, so im still recovering my loses

Pudutr0n@feddit.cl · 25 pts · 299d (1 reply)

I never financially recovered from the saltpeter crash.

I'm still hoping these tulip bulbs will regain their value.

sundray@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 299d (4 replies)

Neat! Now... how do you turn that into drugs?

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 298d (1 reply)

The real drug was money all along.

sundray@lemmus.org · 1 pts · 298d

Aw-fooey!

Alchemy

Very carefully

python@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 298d (2 replies)

My low-class ass had no idea gold bars were stored with the smaller side down like that, TIL

Doxin@pawb.social · 2 pts · 298d (1 reply)

Easier to pick up that way I'd guess.

causepix@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 298d

Less likely to slide around. That's a lot of downward force (about 30g/oz) to have the base be larger than the surface it sits on.

folekaule@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 299d (2 replies)

My fat ass: "a vault full of chicken breast?"

no, that's wrapped butter.

Chicken bouillon 🐔🐔🐔 🍗🍗🍗

Some of those are clearly stacked out of order.