nerdy goths 🤤

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25 Comments

BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 298d (10 replies)

Pro goth girls, regardless of breast size.

Vote for me for US President.

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 298d (9 replies)

This is a great start, but what's your fiscal policy?

phdepressed@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 298d (6 replies)

Something that gets rid of billionaires and gives us societal services back.

BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 298d (4 replies)

This...and prolly arts and education.

I'd probably legalize LSD. But I'd wait till elected and then spring it as a 4th of July present to the country.

phdepressed@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 298d (1 reply)

I consider art and education societal services. Along with public transit, infrastructure, etc. I'd go for the Portugal approach to drugs. No reason to wait on it so long as the wording works. Don't need a repeat of those crack v cocaine stuff or the ongoing red tape of dispensaries.

BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 298d

I'm BodePlotHole and I endorse this message. Guess you're my running mate now, mafacka.

beejboytyson@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 298d (1 reply)

Do the arts and big titty goth girls intersect?

BodePlotHole@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 298d

All of the arts and all goth girls of all shapes and sizes intersect. All the time.

callouscomic@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 298d

Literally impossible. Ridiculous platform. What else? Feeding children?!?!?!?!?!?!

birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 297d (1 reply)

pouring billions into diy hrt industries, catgirl churches, and mandatory meowing sessions :3

TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 297d

welp, you've earned my vote

dhhyfddehhfyy4673@fedia.io · 33 pts · 298d (2 replies)

She's got everything I need, pharmacy keys.

Azathoth@fedia.io · 15 pts · 298d (1 reply)

That song is great and I hope you’ve also heard the original Failure version.

dhhyfddehhfyy4673@fedia.io · 9 pts · 298d

Holy shit, thank you! Don't know how fuck I never knew A Perfect Circle's was a cover all these years lol.

silicon@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 298d

Don't threaten me with a good time.

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 298d (4 replies)

Is the original comment implying that 31 is in some absolute sense too old, or that there's something wrong with being a pharmacy tech? Is it not a prestigious enough job? Or is the problem that the woman has a career at all?

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 298d (1 reply)

I think that's the stereotypical age/occupation. Invader zim is the supposed dig.

Zorque@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 298d

I assume they watched an episode of NCIS and just tried to come up with an occupation that they assumed Abbey would have if she weren't a crime lab tech.

can@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 298d (1 reply)

Sidestepping Invader Zim

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 298d

Well I do prefer My Little Pony but I'm open-minded.

eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 298d

💯

gmtom@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 297d

Why is pharmacy tech are either young women and the absolute baddest people you will ever meet and somehow intelligent and really dumb at the same time or a 70 year old that has more knowledge than god themself.

Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 298d
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altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 298d

If they care enough to cover my lack of understanding wtf that even is, I'm in.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 298d

Basically lol

saltesc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 298d

kumabees got whooshed