https://www.oglaf.com/flittermouse/
::: spoiler Alt text Blood Sausage :::
::: spoiler Title text It definitely doesn’t have rabies :::
Flittermouse
https://www.oglaf.com/flittermouse/
::: spoiler Alt text Blood Sausage :::
::: spoiler Title text It definitely doesn’t have rabies :::
13 Comments
ceenote@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 294d
Wow, that bat was a dick.
1985MustangCobra@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 294d
HEY STOP BEING A DICK TED! oh he's a literal dick...
RedSnt@feddit.dk · 15 pts · 294d
Hmm.. I guess I've never thought about it before, but do vampires pee and poop?
jlow@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 294d
The do "eat", so probably?
caseyweederman@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 294d
Nah, they've got bad bones. No blood production. The blood they drink is pure replacement.
Madison420@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 294d
Yeah but you can only fit so much and stay the same size so at some point something has to go somewhere or they'd all be gigantic and bloated like Augustus Gloop.
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 294d
qarbone@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 294d
They're supernatural creatures, so who's to say they adhere to rules about conservation of matter?
It probably just falls directly into the gaping abyss where their soul used to exist, a functionally infinite emptiness.
osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org · 7 pts · 294d
Sure, but the old blood needs filtered out. They gotta pee at minimum.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 294d
Ostensibly vampire poop would be black from the blood solids. Likely jet black, like coal, but it wouldn't burn. Unburnable coal as vampire poop is a cool idea.
psycotica0@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 294d
Different mythos exist, but I know the Anne Rice vampires specifically get really sick and shit like crazy when they're turned as their body essentially dies and voids itself.
From then on I think they never have waste again? I think? Though I don't know what happens if they eat solid food... maybe it just passes straight through?
It's been a while, but I definitely remember that pooping was part of becoming a vampire.
UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 293d
Where do you think boudin comes from?
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 7 pts · 294d
goddamn brilliant