"Ahahaha! I am on-line once again! Tremble, world, before my electric heating coil of doom!"

"You're completely unarticulated and immobile. What are you gonna do, burn my house down?"

House burns down

"Now listen here, you little shit..."

My work has been reposted!

Please assume the position

Someone should reflash an Alexa to emulate the psychotic toaster.

Frighteningly accurate