c/surrealmemes · by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 297dAwaiting your call 172 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
themaninblack@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 297d
Dunno why but I love the left margin on the second bullet point. Really ties it together.
Houseman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 297d
Carpet munching.
P1k1e@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Don't invite this guy into your house!!!! It's a trick!!!!
LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 296d
Definitely a trick. He showed up at my house and cleaned up all my blood! I was still using it!
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 297d
DONT LISTEN TO P1K1E GUYS.
I AM NOT A CROOK
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 296d
Is that Ted Cruz?
_stranger_@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 296d
coal powered sack of semi sentient worm skin suit wearing ass kissing Ted "I'm a real human" Cruz? I'd say it's him from the context alone, but the picture clinches it.
Soktopraegaeawayok@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
Lol now that is properly hilarious.