But that was part of the "waste, fraud, and abuse"!
What's that you say? There is no evidence of that? Well, the morons that kept repeating (and keep repeating) that phrase like trained pets had no definition of that phrase and no evidence for any of it, any more so than they did for "voter fraud", so I guess destroying literally anything in the government could be justified by claiming it was "waste, fraud, and abuse".
The statement follows a report from The Washington Post that officials suspected a foreign actor was behind the attack, risking insight into lawmakers’ communications with nonpartisan staff.
Threatening to leak sensitive government documents and then blame Chi-ran is a pro gamer move, gotta admit
Something tells me that it was some unpatched system that was probably hit. And I bet the patch for it has been available for like 6 years or something.
I would guess the unpatched system is some DOGE bullshit. And the hacker is a DOGE employee. And the data is sitting with some Trump goons who think they can use it as leverage against Congressmen negotiating the shutdown agreement.
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SupraMario@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 318d
I'll take, "What happens when you gut your federal cyber divisions?" for 800, Alex.
CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 318d
But that was part of the "waste, fraud, and abuse"!
What's that you say? There is no evidence of that? Well, the morons that kept repeating (and keep repeating) that phrase like trained pets had no definition of that phrase and no evidence for any of it, any more so than they did for "voter fraud", so I guess destroying literally anything in the government could be justified by claiming it was "waste, fraud, and abuse".
SupraMario@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 318d
Those fuckers probably thought that the cyber divisions just played pong all day long.
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 318d
Baron, what happened?
Rekhyt@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 318d
But he's so good at cyber!
NJSpradlin@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 317d
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 317d
Everything is computer.
RegularJoe@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 318d
TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 318d
Baron, how could you let this happen?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 318d
Threatening to leak sensitive government documents and then blame Chi-ran is a pro gamer move, gotta admit
CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 318d
So which one, Jackie Chan, Hugh Laurie, Javier Bardem???
yarrage@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 318d
Not Jackie Chan but his evil brother, the elite hacker 4chan must have done this.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 317d
Pierce Brosnan has been infiltrating American media for over 30 years.
9tr6gyp3@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 318d
Something tells me that it was some unpatched system that was probably hit. And I bet the patch for it has been available for like 6 years or something.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 318d
I would guess the unpatched system is some DOGE bullshit. And the hacker is a DOGE employee. And the data is sitting with some Trump goons who think they can use it as leverage against Congressmen negotiating the shutdown agreement.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 318d
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Maeve@kbin.earth · 4 pts · 318d
Gross Old Plutocrats did it.