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18 Comments

hellfire103@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 300d (1 reply)

Welcome back to plastic surgery addicts anonymous. I'm seeing a lot of new faces here today, and I have to say I'm very disappointed.

Dagnet@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 300d

Private Smith, I didn't see you at camouflage training yesterday. Good job.

joyjoy@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 300d

I see a few familiar faces, so you learned nothing last year.

JokeDeity@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 300d (13 replies)

Eli5

specialwall@midwest.social · 19 pts · 300d (12 replies)

If the people knew how to be invisible, then he wouldn't be able to see them here

victorz@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 300d (11 replies)

So are they in class to learn to be invisible or to prove they already know it? What's the point of the class?

thevoidzero@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 300d (7 replies)

It says welcome back. So that implies they at least had the class previously.

victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 299d (6 replies)

Is it the graduation event or are they still learning or what?

thevoidzero@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 298d (5 replies)

Either it's just a new day of classes and teachers is disappointed because last class didn't work. Or it's a new semester/term and teacher is really disappointed because they failed.

victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 298d (4 replies)

This amount of mental gymnastics kills the joke, is kind of my point.

thevoidzero@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 298d

I mean it was pretty obvious and funny. I'm explaining because I thought you didn't get it, which is ok because there're always new people and new things.

Natanael@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 299d (2 replies)

Refinement, probably

Maybe it takes effort to maintain, takes effort to activate, etc?

It's not like athletes stop training after winning competitions

victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d (1 reply)

The longer we spend defending the joke, the more stupid it becomes, don't you see? It's only funny if you turn off your brain lol.

Natanael@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 299d

You activated my trap card! I was training on invisible punchlines!

tetris11@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 300d

Relevant WKUK
(watch the reflection for actual spookiness)

Ramos@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 300d
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