Epstein was cooked, his life was over; he was a pedo facing the US justice system without his privilege; he was destined to never leave prison. People suicide over this sort of thing all the time.
Their are a few facts that are suspicious. But nothing that could support the notion that he was murdered, much less a grand murder conspiracy from a Hollywood spy movie.
Not only is it perfectly reasonable to believe Epstein killed himself, with the info we've got, it's the only reasonable opinion.
Zero people have been arrested for buy sex from him. Who did he traffic the kids too? That sounds far from cooked to me. Also please see oj Simpson, p Diddy, r Kelly, Harvey winestien, bill Cosby the list goes on and on for how rich connected people evade justice. The only reasonable opinion with the info your given is you chose the answer and worked backwards to get to it.
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toomanypancakes@piefed.world · 14 pts · 314d
You'd think that, but a pirate's favorite letter is actually the C.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 314d
It’s the perfect joke because no matter what the person answers, you have two more options to declare is the real answer: R, I, the C
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 314d
Nay, matey, there be another option. It be the P. Because without the P, a pirate would be irate.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 314d
loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 314d
To be fair, he's a sea captain, not a pirate.
samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 314d
Quite true. The line just popped into my head when I heard pirates like the sea.
sartalon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 314d
I prefer, "...but his first love be the C."
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 314d
The German word for C sounds like the German word for toe even tho the latter isn't written with a C. Now you know.
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 314d
Buying a vowel in this situation is throwing away money tho. How many people have ever done this in wof history? Any?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 4 pts · 314d
If the Epstein files are so damaging to Trump why didn't Biden release them when he was president?
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 314d
Maybe they were damaging to him or his donors too?
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 314d
::: spoiler you don't say
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Una@europe.pub · 1 pts · 314d
I ate him, I was bored and hungry
yesman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 314d
Popular conspiracy theories are still bullshit.
Epstein was cooked, his life was over; he was a pedo facing the US justice system without his privilege; he was destined to never leave prison. People suicide over this sort of thing all the time.
Their are a few facts that are suspicious. But nothing that could support the notion that he was murdered, much less a grand murder conspiracy from a Hollywood spy movie.
Not only is it perfectly reasonable to believe Epstein killed himself, with the info we've got, it's the only reasonable opinion.
kmartburrito@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 314d
"I approve this message"
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 314d
Zero people have been arrested for buy sex from him. Who did he traffic the kids too? That sounds far from cooked to me. Also please see oj Simpson, p Diddy, r Kelly, Harvey winestien, bill Cosby the list goes on and on for how rich connected people evade justice. The only reasonable opinion with the info your given is you chose the answer and worked backwards to get to it.