This is how boot camp toilets are at the barracks. Except there's 5 on each side. One time a guy asked me how many times I'm gonna wipe like I'm wasting paper or something. Another guy responded for me by saying "until he's clean, the fuck??". Not even remotely the weirdest thing that went on at boot but talking on the crapper was common
18 Comments
over_clox@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
Ah, looks like a good setup for a game of battle-shits. Clearly the umpire sits on the trash can to keep score. 💩
Pharceface@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 3y
It appears only one of the toilets has TP
over_clox@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
I bet the other side has three seashells hiding behind it..
DharmaCurious@startrek.website · 2 pts · 3y
Yes, but the other gets a seat protector. It's a trade off.
med@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y
Clarissa, you sunk my battle shit!
downpunxx@kbin.social · 6 pts · 3y
it's a shitoff!
over_clox@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Plot twist: It's a squirt competition...
damien@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 3y
If bathrooms are gonna be like that, then we might as well all get naked and get it over with. Who needs clothes?
DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y
dueling banjos over the speaker
Udonezo@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
This is how boot camp toilets are at the barracks. Except there's 5 on each side. One time a guy asked me how many times I'm gonna wipe like I'm wasting paper or something. Another guy responded for me by saying "until he's clean, the fuck??". Not even remotely the weirdest thing that went on at boot but talking on the crapper was common
bob_wiley@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
quicksand@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 3y
Username checks out. Bob Wiley would be absolutely horrified. He'd have to start the baby steps all over again
bob_wiley@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Redditsucks1@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y
What fucking branch was that?! At great "mistakes" we at least had walls between us.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 3y
So only one toilet gets the TP?...
See above image if you missed the point.
Rayspekt@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
Let the shit-off begin.
SGG@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
That's disappointing, not even close enough to high 5 your bestie after they drop a bomb.
over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
There are three places to shit my dude. Did you completely miss the garbage can?
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · -3 pts · 3y
First the radical left said the bathrooms don't need genders. Now the left says bathrooms don't need walls. When will they stop?
GreenMario@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
Eliminate bathrooms. Shit in the streets. Go fertilize some grass, then touch it.