Butcher shop

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 289d (2 replies)

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 289d

Vitaly@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 289d

He enjoy

tdawg@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 289d (1 reply)

Swiney Tod

CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 289d

Damnit. Beat me!

MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social · 35 pts · 289d

"Hey Bob! Were you and the wife able to work things out?"

metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub · 31 pts · 289d (2 replies)

Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.

Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are ya?

Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

ChillPill@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 289d

Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 288d

Always reminds me of this classic.

ChillPill@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 289d (1 reply)

Ever notice how there is only one crab in all of bikini bottom, and he's known for serving crabby patties?

GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 288d

1000002315

Montagge@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 289d

Have you evet been around pigs? They don't give a fuck!

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 289d

Those eyes don't hide the answers.

captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 288d (1 reply)

Sweeney Hogg

BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d

The demon butcher of squeek street!

Johnny101@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 288d (1 reply)

You can see it in his eyes. He's seen things....

Draegur@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 288d

At first it looks like you can only see one of his legs.

But maybe you actually CAN see the other one, strung up on the right.

Amroth@feddit.it · 5 pts · 288d (1 reply)

Richard Scarry, a name and a guarantee (if you start thinking too much)

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 288d

His friends call him spooky dick

SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 289d

You are what you eat.

Randelung@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 288d

It's a comment on humans exploiting each other to the maximum for personal gain.

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krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 289d

Makin' loves makin bacon

Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 289d

Pigs will eat anything.

TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 288d (1 reply)

It's human meat.

The Richard Scarry universe is actually set in a twisted dystopian future where animals gained sentience and overthrew the humans. We are the farm animals. I won't go into where their milk comes from.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 288d

is it actually twisted or are you just saying that because they're doing to humans what human are doing to them in reality? lol

Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 288d

Hogs eating their own? Don't matter to the hog. - Billy the kid

jimmux@programming.dev · 2 pts · 289d

Yeah, those trotters couldn't possibly wield a cleaver safely.

mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 288d

capitalism, baby!

TootSweet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 289d

Have you seen Gotham?

Snowpix@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 288d (1 reply)

I see so many bar and grills where the mascot is a pig wearing a chef's hat.

InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d

where the mascot is a pig wearing a chef's hat.

Do we tell them that's the owner?

AlexLost@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 288d

Soylent green is people!

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 289d

Sentient Pig

doritoshave9sides@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 288d

Family. I love fast and furious

kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 288d

It's a Halal and Kosher butcher shop!