Brick Top: You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Sol: Would someone mind telling me, who are ya?
Brick Top: And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
The Richard Scarry universe is actually set in a twisted dystopian future where animals gained sentience and overthrew the humans. We are the farm animals. I won't go into where their milk comes from.
35 Comments
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 100 pts · 289d
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 289d
Vitaly@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 289d
He enjoy
tdawg@lemmy.world · 62 pts · 289d
Swiney Tod
CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 289d
Damnit. Beat me!
MyDarkestTimeline01@ani.social · 35 pts · 289d
"Hey Bob! Were you and the wife able to work things out?"
metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub · 31 pts · 289d
ChillPill@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 289d
Well, thank you for that. That's a great weight off me mind. Now, if you wouldn't mind telling me who the fuck you are, apart from someone who feeds people to pigs of course?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 1 pts · 288d
Always reminds me of this classic.
ChillPill@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 289d
Ever notice how there is only one crab in all of bikini bottom, and he's known for serving crabby patties?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 288d
Montagge@lemmy.zip · 23 pts · 289d
Have you evet been around pigs? They don't give a fuck!
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 289d
Those eyes don't hide the answers.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 288d
Sweeney Hogg
BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d
The demon butcher of squeek street!
Johnny101@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 288d
You can see it in his eyes. He's seen things....
Draegur@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 288d
At first it looks like you can only see one of his legs.
But maybe you actually CAN see the other one, strung up on the right.
Amroth@feddit.it · 5 pts · 288d
Richard Scarry, a name and a guarantee (if you start thinking too much)
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 288d
His friends call him spooky dick
SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 289d
You are what you eat.
Randelung@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 288d
It's a comment on humans exploiting each other to the maximum for personal gain.
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krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 289d
Makin' loves makin bacon
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 289d
Pigs will eat anything.
TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 288d
It's human meat.
The Richard Scarry universe is actually set in a twisted dystopian future where animals gained sentience and overthrew the humans. We are the farm animals. I won't go into where their milk comes from.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 288d
is it actually twisted or are you just saying that because they're doing to humans what human are doing to them in reality? lol
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 288d
Hogs eating their own? Don't matter to the hog. - Billy the kid
jimmux@programming.dev · 2 pts · 289d
Yeah, those trotters couldn't possibly wield a cleaver safely.
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 288d
capitalism, baby!
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 289d
Have you seen Gotham?
Snowpix@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 288d
I see so many bar and grills where the mascot is a pig wearing a chef's hat.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 288d
Do we tell them that's the owner?
AlexLost@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 288d
Soylent green is people!
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 289d
Sentient Pig
doritoshave9sides@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 288d
Family. I love fast and furious
kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 288d
It's a Halal and Kosher butcher shop!