I think a vampire just died

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JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 290d (1 reply)

Vampire suicide is a tragic but common end to many long lived bloodsuckers. "I just want to see the sunrise...one...last...time.'

xorollo@leminal.space · 6 pts · 290d

I didn't realize I was gonna cry in the comments of c/Funny

sloppymelon@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 289d

Damn it, guillermo!

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 290d (3 replies)

A stupid vampire, for not standing behind the tree.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 290d

And then be stuck slowly moving around the tree for the whole day? And having to casually play it off when someone asks him about it?

Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 290d

He went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench

markz@suppo.fi · 1 pts · 290d

Maybe he did, but the tree was a dick and moved

sirico@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 290d
unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 290d

Does this remind anyone else of the episode in "Fringe" where the girl could predict immediate future events?

rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 289d

Level of burnout: Living the dream

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 1 pts · 290d

Ja der Graf
Geht auf einen Berg und weint.

Ja der Graf
Wartet bis die Sonne auf ihn scheint.