c/funny · by Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 290dI think a vampire just died 468 points · 11 comments · view on lemmy.world
11 Comments
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 290d
Vampire suicide is a tragic but common end to many long lived bloodsuckers. "I just want to see the sunrise...one...last...time.'
xorollo@leminal.space · 6 pts · 290d
I didn't realize I was gonna cry in the comments of c/Funny
sloppymelon@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 289d
Damn it, guillermo!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 290d
A stupid vampire, for not standing behind the tree.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 290d
And then be stuck slowly moving around the tree for the whole day? And having to casually play it off when someone asks him about it?
Agent641@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 290d
He went on a bender the night before and passed out on the bench
markz@suppo.fi · 1 pts · 290d
Maybe he did, but the tree was a dick and moved
sirico@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 290d
When you're on the come down but forgot about daylight savings
unrealizedrealities@kbin.melroy.org · 3 pts · 290d
Does this remind anyone else of the episode in "Fringe" where the girl could predict immediate future events?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 289d
Level of burnout: Living the dream
bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 1 pts · 290d
Ja der Graf
Geht auf einen Berg und weint.
Ja der Graf
Wartet bis die Sonne auf ihn scheint.