Typical capitalist thinking, multiply the amount of needed labor just for product appearance. Instead of trying to archive the same performance with less labor.
Unnecessary labor that only exists to keep sandwich cutters employed. It produces an odd looking product that would never last in a free market economy. This is the Lada of sandwich cuts.
Looks like a stamdard slice of sara lee or oroweat. Neither of which are really bread and are more like bread flavored cake. But yes, its bigger than normal sandwich bread.
A lot of people have gaps in the contact of their front teeth. This makes it difficult to cut things like lettuce and tomato. Cutting reduces the sad event where you think you are clear but you yank out all the veg.
I was in a pizzeria with 2 friends and we bought 2 pizzas. In order to divide them equally we have asked to cut them into 6 pieces instead of usual 4. They have cut them in usual 4 orthogonal pieces and then have done a diagonal cut. At the end, we technically have cut them to 6 pieces, but it haven't helped us to divide them equally 😕
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webghost0101@sopuli.xyz · 49 pts · 297d
Thats 3 separate cuts rather than just 1 or 0..
Typical capitalist thinking, multiply the amount of needed labor just for product appearance. Instead of trying to archive the same performance with less labor.
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 297d
This sandwich is straight out of the USSR.
Unnecessary labor that only exists to keep sandwich cutters employed. It produces an odd looking product that would never last in a free market economy. This is the Lada of sandwich cuts.
This is a sandwich for Khrushchev.
MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 297d
USSR was capitalist. A ruling elite used the means of production to control society. That's capitalism.
Nythos@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 297d
Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
My grandfather worked in the Norilsk sandwich mines as state sandwich cutter. I stand by what I said.
drolex@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 297d
This is a bourgeois sandwich, made with the blood of the proletariat for the advancement of the capitalist brutality
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 297d
AmbitiousProcess@piefed.social · 15 pts · 297d
Minimizes crust per bite, while still keeping the largest possible structural integrity from the crust for each piece.
Maximizes surface area per piece, can make it feel like you ended up eating more sandwich compared to traditional slices.
Known as the "Duff Cut"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32H9m3PTi5Q&t=412s
nuko147@lemmy.world · -2 pts · 297d
Checking if the video was posted at 1st April. Nope. I would save it and send it to whoever tells me that i overanalyse things.
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 297d
ot: Why post this with the tweet/skeet? It doesn’t add anything. And why do is see this guy’s tweets here so often who is this?
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 297d
Attribution 😉
MagisterSieran@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 297d
You think Jonathan made the meme? The wording implies otherwise.
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 297d
Not necessarily. But I am quite sure that Jonathan made the tweet.
MagisterSieran@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 297d
But the tweet is superfluous, it’s not the point of the image. Hence the confusion why it’s there at all.
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 297d
Well, the tweet provides additional point, so...
MagisterSieran@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 297d
It... doesn’t? It adds nothing, it’s just “haha that’s neat”.
androidul@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 297d
brought to you by Mercedes
dumbass@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 297d
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 297d
This could bring peace to the Middle East.
Hupf@feddit.org · 1 pts · 297d
The three slice solution
Naz@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 297d
Where is thine god now?
nevetsg@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 297d
I cut my kids lunch sandwiches into all sorts of whacky shapes. They love it.
LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 297d
Oooh what kind of shapes?
TheBat@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 297d
dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 297d
Icosahedron would be more aesthetically pleasing. Not to mention helpful for initiative rolls.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 297d
"Just round, if you think that's funny"
Fizz@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 297d
Is that an extra big slice of bread?
ArsonButCute@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 297d
Looks like a stamdard slice of sara lee or oroweat. Neither of which are really bread and are more like bread flavored cake. But yes, its bigger than normal sandwich bread.
falseWhite@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 297d
syreus@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 297d
A lot of people have gaps in the contact of their front teeth. This makes it difficult to cut things like lettuce and tomato. Cutting reduces the sad event where you think you are clear but you yank out all the veg.
SpacetimeMachine@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
Wow I never put 2 and 2 together. That is the reason my sandwiches always fall apart. Man the more you know I guess.
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 297d
Just bite harder
(Kidding)
kubofhromoslav@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 297d
I was in a pizzeria with 2 friends and we bought 2 pizzas. In order to divide them equally we have asked to cut them into 6 pieces instead of usual 4. They have cut them in usual 4 orthogonal pieces and then have done a diagonal cut. At the end, we technically have cut them to 6 pieces, but it haven't helped us to divide them equally 😕
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 297d
Now I'm hungry
stretch2m@infosec.pub · 4 pts · 297d
I'm going to eat the whole damn thing anyway. ZERO cuts.
MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 297d
Impressive. Totally using this from now on
PunnyName@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 297d
Instead, cut a V shape into the sammy. 2 cuts, 3 triangle tips.
yakko@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 297d
Incidentally this is also a good way to bust up those weird oblong pizzas
altphoto@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 297d
Bikini bottom slicing!
djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 297d
okay but that's a big sandwich right? I'm not going crazy?
Jax@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 297d
Yes those are either massive pieces of bread or that plate is deceptively small.
xia@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 297d
Hmm... what does this remind me of... :)
OpenStars@piefed.social · 2 pts · 297d
Errybody be kung fu slicing! 🥪
snowsuit2654@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 297d
What is on that sandwich? Looks like pickled radish slices.
volvoxvsmarla@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 297d
That's ham bro
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 297d
Don't worry I see it too. I really miss the middle Eastern butcher shop that had these now.
Raiderkev@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 296d
Looks like shitty cold cuts imo
Bakkoda@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 297d
High school calculus did not prepare me for this. Area under the crust?
Credibly_Human@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
I've always cut this way, using a fork for a subtle curve, and it allows for 3 fairly equal bites, that feel like the right size for my mouth.
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 297d
Who are you, Robert Z'Dar?
ieGod@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 297d
The fact that two pieces have four sides makes me irrationally angry. You could have achieved balance and reduced cut count by one.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 297d
I don't like how two are so crust heavy.