it's easy to drop some of your falafel sandwich when a bunch of sky rats start flying 6 inches from your fuckin head. not that i know from experience or anything >:(
Man, you'd think the government would upgrade to Li-Ion Batteries with proper Induction Charging Stations, but apparently they don't value population surveillance enough to cough up the budget for that. Typical 🙄
There's also bird flu, and the U.S. government wasn't really doing a great job of keeping track of that even before the shut down. I guess we'll find out for sure eventually, but it just depends on which happens first. Government reopens, birds migrate north in the spring, or we all start spreading/contacting bird flu, and nobody will tell us why we're suddenly not seeing as many people outside either.
Are you proposing the government drones that we haven't been seeing are spreading weaponized drone flu, or that they have a slowed production until the spring because they are planning something much bigger?
38 Comments
janus2@lemmy.zip · 39 pts · 300d
fuck me i live in Manhattan and haven't seen any pigeons in weeks. what the fuck
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 34 pts · 300d
Its winter they have flown south.
snipingsnipe@piefed.social · 26 pts · 299d
"They flew south. It's nothing to worry about."
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 299d
without air traffic controllers?
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 299d
Birds have a compass built into them. No traffic controllers they fly into windows all the time.
python@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 299d
Maybe they should consider flying into Linux instead
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 298d
*laugh track*
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 299d
that's because they're drunk on fermented berries
bobgobbler@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 298d
Who knew pigeons have such human problems with drinking and flying.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 300d
they are going to florida, or lousiania. i know they stay all year round in more milder climates.
ReiRose@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 300d
I live in Florida, I have seen many pigeons
janus2@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 299d
can you guys keep them pls & thank
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 300d
pigeons knows whats about, no food on the floor, because no one is buying anymore. so all went somewhere else.
blackris@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 300d
Amazing how bad many people seem to be at eating.
janus2@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 299d
it's easy to drop some of your falafel sandwich when a bunch of sky rats start flying 6 inches from your fuckin head. not that i know from experience or anything >:(
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 299d
or get mobbed seagulls.
cheers_queers@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 299d
was in chicago all weekend, saw hella pigeons
janus2@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 298d
update: saw some pigeons
I haven't been leaving my apartment much the past few weeks to be fair
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 298d
nah mate, they read your comment and made sure to get some over to you
janus2@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 298d
FUCK. NO TAKE THEM BACK
yopyop@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 300d
Duh. If there's nobody to change their batteries of course you're not gonna see them.
python@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 299d
Man, you'd think the government would upgrade to Li-Ion Batteries with proper Induction Charging Stations, but apparently they don't value population surveillance enough to cough up the budget for that. Typical 🙄
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 300d
No terrorist attacks, "moon landings," or global pandemics either. Think about it.
ignotum@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 300d
The illuminati lizardpeople are furloughed for the duration of the shutdown
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 300d
Knew it.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 19 pts · 300d
Pidgeons. Geese. I haven't seen a raven, or owl, or most song birds.
It's almost like... They aren't real 👀
OpenStars@piefed.social · 8 pts · 299d
Or won't be, soon enough.
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 299d
There's also bird flu, and the U.S. government wasn't really doing a great job of keeping track of that even before the shut down. I guess we'll find out for sure eventually, but it just depends on which happens first. Government reopens, birds migrate north in the spring, or we all start spreading/contacting bird flu, and nobody will tell us why we're suddenly not seeing as many people outside either.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 3 pts · 299d
Are you proposing the government drones that we haven't been seeing are spreading weaponized drone flu, or that they have a slowed production until the spring because they are planning something much bigger?
AcidiclyBasicGlitch@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 299d
Yes.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social · 2 pts · 299d
Of course. It all makes perfect sense.
capcool@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 300d
Because of the lack of funds, they cant spy. HF, reading news paper did give me some knowledge.
joelfromaus@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 300d
The micro-hydrogen Avifuel Cellsâ„¢ they run on are super expensive.
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 300d
There's definitely a spot I walk by that is crawling with pigeons that get fed daily for squab farming.
But I get the joke.
Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 299d
I have seen geese, but they're Canadian geese.
PugJesus@piefed.social · 1 pts · 299d
Government drones gone rogue
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 299d
No I think the Canadian government is taking advantage of the situation. I mean, where do you think Canadian geese are manufactured?
hemmes@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 300d
South we fly, motha’ fucker
orenj@lemmy.kde.social · 1 pts · 298d