Doin magic tricks with her pussy, call her a vagician
I legitimately knew a guy who was a magician who pulled a card out of a girl's pussy. I wouldn't have believed it if she hadn't confirmed it.
All you had to do was smell it. Bet it smelled like bullshit.
Lil Wayne?
Does making things disappear count as a magic trick?
No, but pulling out a rabbit might qualify
https://thetoy.org/best-rabbit-vibrator/
I have a Nova. It’s okay. I much prefer a different internal thing like a bad dragon dildo combined with a clit sucker instead.
Fill it with glitter
Then queef
Clenching might as well be magic.
Sometimes it cries. That's nothing to queef at.
I mean, they're not really for looking at?
Way better things possible.
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sleep_deprived@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 300d
Doin magic tricks with her pussy, call her a vagician
village604@adultswim.fan · 7 pts · 300d
I legitimately knew a guy who was a magician who pulled a card out of a girl's pussy. I wouldn't have believed it if she hadn't confirmed it.
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 293d
All you had to do was smell it. Bet it smelled like bullshit.
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 300d
Lil Wayne?
snooggums@piefed.world · 18 pts · 300d
Does making things disappear count as a magic trick?
bacon_saber@fedia.io · 16 pts · 300d
No, but pulling out a rabbit might qualify
snooggums@piefed.world · 9 pts · 300d
https://thetoy.org/best-rabbit-vibrator/
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 300d
I have a Nova. It’s okay. I much prefer a different internal thing like a bad dragon dildo combined with a clit sucker instead.
Billy_fuccboi@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 300d
Fill it with glitter
Jerkface@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 297d
Then queef
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 300d
Clenching might as well be magic.
Sometimes it cries. That's nothing to queef at.
essell@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 300d
I mean, they're not really for looking at?
Way better things possible.