::: spoiler Transcription White text on black background that reads “i wonder if all of this is happening because i opened that umbrella inside my house that one time.” :::
Guys, I fucked up
::: spoiler Transcription White text on black background that reads “i wonder if all of this is happening because i opened that umbrella inside my house that one time.” :::
16 Comments
DoubleDongle@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 303d
Nope, it's because we shot that gorilla.
henfredemars@lemdro.id · 14 pts · 303d
This is when the timelines diverged and sent us to this place.
faythofdragons@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 303d
I dunno, did you hear about the weasel that shut down the Hadron Collider?
Edit: https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/04/29/476154494/weasel-shuts-down-world-s-most-powerful-particle-collider
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 302d
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 18 pts · 303d
How I feel when I join something or start using a thing and shortly after, the group disbands or the thing enshittifies.
Must be me. My bad. I really gotta stop doing things.
BlastboomStrice@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 303d
Felt that
Foxfire@pawb.social · 11 pts · 303d
Wonder no longer, the answer is yes! You doomed us all.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 303d
I cracked a mirror five years ago, but it didn't come off the wall. I thought it didn't count.
bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 303d
I walk under ladders quite a bit at work, perhaps I should stop that.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 303d
YOU OPENED AN UMBRELLA INSIDE A HOUSE!!!!!
stupidcasey@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 303d
I thought it was safe, it was raining indoors.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 303d
You've doomed us all!
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 303d
troglodytis@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 303d
You bastard
ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 302d
I made fun of my ex-wife over that broken mirror... and freaking out over dumping out the salt... and...
ravelin@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 302d
Unironically me.