c/comicstrips · by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone · 266dDammit! @Vaughantomlinson 274 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
potatoguy@lemmy.eco.br · 8 pts · 266d
Don't stress the coffee machine, please, ask it gently "can you please stop ddosing someone on the other side of the planet and make a nice coffee for me?".
This always work for me.
0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 266d
"I'll listen to you over a cup of hot coffee" always works for me, then I unplug the darned thing.
world_cavve@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 265d
A coffee machine is just a death ray with a smaller power supply! As soon as I figure out how to tap into the main reactors, I will burn the world
Agrivar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 265d
Glad someone else's mind went straight to The Sink - I'm not alone!
Snowpix@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 265d
You will all rue the day when you have coffee... and no way to brew it!
Broadfern@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 266d
“I’m so sorry, you’re absolutely right. I’ll get right on that!”
Proceeds to make a cup of motor oil
XTL@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 265d
Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to make coffee.
Unyieldingly@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 266d
is that coffee making from TOS?
s@piefed.world · 1 pts · 266d
YogLabs
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 265d
Fucking clankers should know their place.