Rabbit? I'm a hare!

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14 Comments

waigl@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Too bad the tortoise joke doesn't work, because a tortoise is a turtle.

moody@lemmings.world · 11 pts · 2y

And toads are frogs.

notst@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

All of them are green. 🟢

Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

notst@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

ALL OF THEM ARE GREEN 🟢

balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 10 pts · 2y

Did you just assume my species??

Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 2y

Donkey ? I'm a mull you carrot eating lazy dumbass!

lfromanini@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 2y

I read this using fire"fox".

AKADAP@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

Enter the librarian...

jacktherippah@lemdro.id · 3 pts · 2y

ALLIGATOR? I HARDLY KNOW HER.

Smoogy@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

And thus why grammar trolls are always the first to get eaten

deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

So who gets eaten?

quantenzitrone@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

the hare

Katana314@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Jeez, that’s a savage tortoise