Needs a wedding ring

244 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world

21 Comments

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 38 pts · 292d
[ removed ]
sorter_plainview@lemmy.today · 33 pts · 292d (2 replies)

Someone please explain what is going on. I have no clue what this is.

Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone · 45 pts · 292d

It’s a reference to a very old internet shock image called goatse, which showed a man’s anus stretched open.

TomMasz@piefed.social · 19 pts · 292d

Consider yourself lucky.

korendian@lemmy.zip · 32 pts · 292d
[ removed ]
Tracaine@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 292d

Do not cite the deep magic to me witch. I was there when it was written.

Anomnomnomaly@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 292d (1 reply)

I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago at the beginning of the internet, when the words tubgirl and goatse were uttered in hushed tones. I was there when the will of man failed.

VeryVito@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 288d
[ removed ]
RiQuY@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 292d (3 replies)

Where is the ring?

TheFogan@programming.dev · 12 pts · 292d (2 replies)

did the original have a wedding ring... honestly the hands aren't what are burned into my memory.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 10 pts · 292d (1 reply)

It did.

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 292d

That makes two rings

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 292d (5 replies)
[ removed ]
SippyCup@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 292d (4 replies)

There's a prize for that actually. You want some waffles?

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 292d (1 reply)

What colour?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d

I'm eating orange today. Something complementary

CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Does it come in a jar or two cups?

SippyCup@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 292d

I don't know but they're blue

rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 292d

Manager: hands have thumbs. Add thumbs.

Artist: but you wouldn't be able to see the thumbs from this angle. It would look weird if the thumbs were visible.

Manager: I didn't ask for a geography lesson, Plato, add thumbs to the damn image.

...

Artist: there, thumbs. See? It looks completely wrong.

Manager: Yeah, that looks stupid.. how could you produce something so low quality? Well, we're out of time now so I sent it to the printers anyway.

ynthrepic@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 292d (3 replies)

Did anyone see...

::: spoiler spoiler the video with the glass jar up the butt breaking inside? :::

Not sure it ever had a name. Just something on Rotten I suppose. Anyway, it haunts me to this day much more than Goatse.

Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d

1 man 1 jar.

AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 292d (1 reply)

Of course not. What are you even talking about.

ynthrepic@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d

Lucky for some!

Whelks_chance@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 292d

Lower back pain, and the rest of that whole region.

Pencilnoob@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 292d

It all started with that smile... that damned smile

ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 292d
[ removed ]