I would like to reinstate the government mandated goth gf, remove the government mandated part, remove the government entirely, keep the polyamorous part, replace the house on 2% interest with a hand-built communal living arrangement with chickens and a workshop with too much sawdust, swap the EV for a nice E-bike, and trade half the lube for a pirate flag - but only half!
wonder if all it takes is opening hooters franchise and hire femboys, and if corporate complains say it's because gender discrimination laws and sue them instead so ALL hooters become femboy hooters.
Sir, while I do think that, broadly speaking, your proposition does have merits, there is a point that I would like clarified, as I feel it is the linchpin of this particular proposal's success or failure.
This goth gf you mentioned: are her tiddies big? Is she a big tiddie goth gf, or are her tiddies of a normal size? While I do not think there is anything wrong with a goth gf without big tiddies, I think it is important that those potential goth gds who have big tiddies are not excluded from this proposal, as the size of one's tiddies should not define them, and tiddies are delightful regardless of size.
24 Comments
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 97 pts · 275d
Couple changes: polyamorous femboy hooters furry twink, any EV under 50k, and bad dragon lube instead of zyn
I could be more picky, but those are the major adjustments necessary
Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz · 31 pts · 275d
What coward is downvoting this?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 275d
Some just don't know the true euphoria of riding a femboy fox. Poor souls, they are.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 16 pts · 275d
Or they had one burn down their house and fuck their sister and are still sore about it.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 275d
...need to talk about anything? :p
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 19 pts · 275d
I literally just fucking did.
blarghly@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 275d
I would like to reinstate the government mandated goth gf, remove the government mandated part, remove the government entirely, keep the polyamorous part, replace the house on 2% interest with a hand-built communal living arrangement with chickens and a workshop with too much sawdust, swap the EV for a nice E-bike, and trade half the lube for a pirate flag - but only half!
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 275d
But if the goth GFs are state mandated it implies every human being should have one for a life worth living, which checks out.
blarghly@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 275d
Literally as necessary as cheese
FarmTaco@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 274d
we're gonna need a lot more goth breeding pens
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 3 pts · 275d
What are you going to do with half a pirate flag?
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 275d
Wardrobe for the goth gf.
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 274d
Who else really wants a femboy hooters?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 273d
wonder if all it takes is opening hooters franchise and hire femboys, and if corporate complains say it's because gender discrimination laws and sue them instead so ALL hooters become femboy hooters.
gmtom@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 274d
I am again azking people to not call any woman with black hair a goth.
Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 274d
What about black lipstick, can we call them goths?
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 36 pts · 274d
Only people of Germanic origin can be real Goths, for everyone else it’s just sparkling depression.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 274d
South East Europeans from the 5th century in shamble.
halvar@lemy.lol · 11 pts · 274d
sounds like goth denialism
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 275d
Sir, while I do think that, broadly speaking, your proposition does have merits, there is a point that I would like clarified, as I feel it is the linchpin of this particular proposal's success or failure.
This goth gf you mentioned: are her tiddies big? Is she a big tiddie goth gf, or are her tiddies of a normal size? While I do not think there is anything wrong with a goth gf without big tiddies, I think it is important that those potential goth gds who have big tiddies are not excluded from this proposal, as the size of one's tiddies should not define them, and tiddies are delightful regardless of size.
FarmTaco@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 274d
one does not discriminate among goth gfs based on tiddies, its a core tenet of the nation
noxypaws@pawb.social · 3 pts · 273d
clearly not much of a foot guy, huh?
shalafi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 274d
Keep the big ones, I want a goth gf that's flat as a board.
Masamune@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 275d
If the costco gold card is just a hot dog, I won't be a member for very long.