You'll hardly know the difference

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saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 261d (4 replies)

We booked a 4:30 meeting on Friday where all twenty of us will give a five minute update on what we did this week.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 261d (1 reply)

That’s what my manager calls a standup. I mean, I guess I don’t mind if that’s what he wants to do. I just wished he would call it a daily staff meeting or something, rather than a standup.

happysplinter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 260d

Does he do a tight five to start it out?

Johanno@feddit.org · 4 pts · 260d

I did nothing. Nothing of interest that is. You can see my progress in my jira history

PartyAt15thAndSummit@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 261d

* this day

Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 261d

Sorry, the only free slot on your calendar was at 7:30. But we really need to have the pre-meeting about setting up the meeting to discuss the project timeline change requests.

Akanes@startrek.website · 11 pts · 261d

bcgm3@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 260d

Girl Coloring and Crying Meme

Man, come on, I'm doom-scrolling memes as hard as I can to try and escape these harsh realities.

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 261d (2 replies)

"Also, you live here now. There's no break from it, ever. You'll still get tired and want sleep, but don't actually need it now that you're dead."

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 261d (1 reply)

“I thought they said I could sleep when i was dead?”

samus12345@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 261d

They lied.

theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 261d

And when your old boss dies he'll be hired to tyrannize you for all eternity.

taiyang@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 261d

There was a comic for a little while with a guy who ends up in hell but it's better than his corporate job and his new boss is actually respectful and can't imagine anything but. Also his old boss was a loon who obsessed about how dead subordinate.

Anyone remember the name of that artist or the comic itself? I haven't been on r/comics in ages.