Two North Texas men are facing charges after allegedly plotting to invade an island off Haiti, kill all the men and turn the women and children into their sex slaves, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office.
Two North Texas men are facing charges after allegedly plotting to invade an island off Haiti, kill all the men and turn the women and children into their sex slaves, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office.
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givesomefucks@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 257d
Weirdly specific that they wanted to go from North Texas to DC to re ruit mercenaries to invade Haiti...
hactar42@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 257d
Or that they thought they'd recruit enough to take over an island of 87,077 people
assembly@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 257d
I was going to lookup the population and expected it to be like 100-200 people but 87k people???? I would love to see what kind of operational plans they had to pull that off. What size occupying force would even be needed? Probably at least 1-2 thousand mercenaries??? One sailboat ain’t fitting that size group.
cv_octavio@piefed.ca · 9 pts · 257d
QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 257d
Excuse me?
thenoirwolfess@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 257d
Two?!
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 257d
Apparently they were gonna try to recruit an army of homeless people in D.C.
drdnl@programming.dev · 1 pts · 257d
Seems optimistic
Population - 87,077 (2015) - Wikipedia
Even a tenth of that, and half of those being male and half of those adults. You need a lot of men and firepower to murder 2k people, people with all the motivation in the world to prevent you from doing so
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 257d
Bro.
apftwb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 257d
I had "Army of DC Homeless invade Dominican Republic" on my 2025 Bingo card. Swing and a miss.
fratermus@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 256d
so many levels of WTF
njm1314@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 257d
Why DC homeless? Texas has tons of homeless people?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 7 pts · 257d
I think these dudes might be stupid and have a tenuous grasp on reality, just a theory
Seleni@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 257d
They’ve been told that the godless strongholds of the evil democrats have a much higher homeless rate than their glorious republican home state.