[RP POST] i live in the alps and get consistently harassed by aliens. ama

[RP POST] i live in the alps and get consistently harassed by aliens. ama

#AMA @askmeanything

17 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world

19 Comments

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 7 pts · 304d (10 replies)

What kind of harassment are we talking about here? Anti-grav wheelies over the house at night, relentless nonconsensual probing or just peeping toms peeking through your windows at all hours of the day?

asokel@ohai.social · 4 pts · 304d (9 replies)

@xxce2AAb one time they broke into my house and threw a desk at me

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 304d (1 reply)

That's very... demonstrative. And more than a little uncivilized. You'd think they were advanced enough to have figured out basic communication. Or, failing that, at least charades.

asokel@ohai.social · 3 pts · 304d

@xxce2AAb they can communicate, they wrote me a note and everything. i think they just dont realise their own strength

asokel@ohai.social · 2 pts · 304d (6 replies)

@xxce2AAb in their defense i did touch their storage chest but still

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 304d (5 replies)

Now okay, this sounds like important context. When, where and why were you in a position to touch that in the first place?

Also, you'd think them capable of building lock boxes of sufficient quality that touching them wouldn't be a significant concern. Was it left in your care as a crude test of your ethical fortitude?

asokel@ohai.social · 1 pts · 304d (4 replies)

@xxce2AAb well i tried to open it because i was curious and it set off an alarm, which they did not take kindly to

xxce2AAb@feddit.dk · 1 pts · 304d (3 replies)

All right, and where was said container located when you set off the alarm?

asokel@ohai.social · 0 pts · 304d (2 replies)

@xxce2AAb ...in their house...

asokel@ohai.social · 1 pts · 304d

@xxce2AAb theyre fine with me being in there it seems as long as i dont touch anything they dont want me touching

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 304d

Aliens from space, or just people from different countries?

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 303d

Do you see what happens, when you find a stranger in the Alps?

enbee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 304d (3 replies)

Has any of the harassment been fun at first but then they took it too far?

asokel@ohai.social · 1 pts · 303d (2 replies)

@enbee i think they intend it to be pranks, but theyre not very fun ones

enbee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 303d (1 reply)

Have any of their pranks been at all amusing?

asokel@ohai.social · 1 pts · 302d

@enbee sometimes theyll leave little paper aliens behind my door. thats pretty funny after im done being startled

doremy@mk.absturztau.be · 1 pts · 304d

@asokel@ohai.social @askmeanything@lemmy.ca thoughts on shrimp ? do you like it ,, can you leave some near the tree house tomorrow .

asokel@ohai.social · 1 pts · 304d

@askmeanything some context: my name is kellin (kel for short). i thought this would be a fun job when they picked me to send out here. there are some good moments, but god this place is awful sometimes. anyways, ask away