Dems Dunk on ‘Couch Sleeping’ Vance After Usha Seen Without Ring
https://www.thedailybeast.com/dems-dunk-on-couch-sleeping-vance-after-usha-seen-without-ring/
https://www.thedailybeast.com/dems-dunk-on-couch-sleeping-vance-after-usha-seen-without-ring/
26 Comments
vegeta@lemmy.world · 104 pts · 274d
"without her wedding ring"
She sees the J.D Kirk writing on the wall
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 52 pts · 274d
And the family first people are going to eat it up when he ditches her
Bahnd@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 274d
Hey now, Vance already has a restraining order, he isnt allowed within 200 feet of sofas, ottomans or Ikeas.
Exusia@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 274d
What of Davenports
Hadriscus@jlai.lu · 23 pts · 274d
¡¡¡ LOVING DAVENPORTS IS NOT BEING COUCHOPHILE !!!! ...it's called vintage-sofa phile 🫣 🛋️ 🤫 😍 🍆
ThanksObama@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 274d
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 7 pts · 273d
I want to see the reverse of this with couches photoshopped onto the black guys and jd on piper.
skeptomatic@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 273d
Chesterfields?
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 274d
Maybe he has a secret couch in the dog(ging)house.
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 66 pts · 274d
He already changed his name, his religion, his politics, ignored all his law schooling, and now seems like changing his wife. He will do whatever it takes to take power
Gerudo@lemmy.zip · 61 pts · 274d
This is completely stupid. However, with optics being everything, I can't imagine she didn't have a single aid remind her to put it on, just in case she did forget. If she did, then it's completely intentional and might actually mean something.
Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 31 pts · 274d
Nobody is infallible. It's perfectly possible to miss a small detail. Though it does look suspicious
tehn00bi@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 274d
Couch sleeping? Dudes probably getting more nookie on the couch than he’s had in years with Usha.
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 274d
*with the couch
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 274d
In*
It's with himself, but in the couch.
salacious_coaster@infosec.pub · 30 pts · 274d
Glad to see the Dems doing meaningful opposition finally 🙄
SarcasticMan@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 274d
$5 she gets deported to South Sudan for Christmas lol
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 20 pts · 274d
Well, I've seen in SP that spouses of the first ladies are getting it on, so ...
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 23 pts · 274d
SP?
Sicilian Pravda?
Sorbet Parlors?
Soft Porn?
Serbian Polemics?
Swiss Poetry?
Severe Pessimism?
Southern Persia?
Instigate@aussie.zone · 16 pts · 274d
Salty Persimmons?
Spare Parts?
Significant Pasteurisation?
Salacious Pragmatism?
Seven Pills?
Settled Pieces?
Startled Poltergeist?
Scalded Privates?
Serendipitous Pimples?
Spelled Poorly?
Sour Plums?
Sexual Prowess?
Semitic Principles?
Santa’s Profile?
Sextet Polka?
Salmon Pendant?
Saucy Politics?
Schadenfreude Pig?
Smithsonian Pedestal?
Soggy Pants?
Small Penis?
Shouted Preamble?
Sorting Place?
Shifty Panda?
Spandex Poll?
Sentient Pentagram?
Silent Parable?
Stationary Pigeon?
Smelly Pugilist?
Shoddily Preened?
Starter’s Pistol?
Symbiotic Parasite?
Self-Preservation?
Synergy Pyramid?
Soot Pole?
Semblance Provider?
Scunthorpe Party?
Smashing Pumpkins?
Seaside Porgy?
Steely Pumpernickel?
Storage Purpose?
Seemingly Perfect?
We may never know
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 273d
I like you 😁
That's probably the one. Unhygienic sluggers are such gossips!
Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club · 14 pts · 274d
- service provider
- story point
- security police
- socialist party
- Sao Paulo
- spontaneous potential
- species
- service pack
- stored procedure
Wait, why tf am I guessing, I know this, it's South Park.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 273d
Because it's fun 😁
devolution@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 274d
Yes, Dems, yes. Let the savage knuckle dragging cowards feel it.
Edit: For the bleeding hearts who feel this is above them, remember where Michelle Obama's "When they go low, we go high" led us.
Impound4017@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 274d
When they go low, start hitting below the belt until they cry foul.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 274d
Bonus, if you're already punching them in the taint, they've just moved their teeth in your way now. Start kicking.
pennomi@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 274d
Certamen@feddit.org · 1 pts · 274d
RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com · -3 pts · 274d