Waayyy back in the day, I went skiing with some friends. I was broke as hell and like 17. I could barely afford to be there at all and hadn't brought any food. I basically did this with ketchup packets in the lodge. It felt bad.
this is kinda a mixture of 2 family recipes. My sister found out you could put pepperonis on a paper towel and microwave them for a minute to make little chips. They're pretty good, you should try them. Wait for them to cool some (but still warm) to make them crunchy and they're AMAZING as a snack. only problem is you can only make a few at a time.
Then my mom used to put whipped cream and sprinkles on some banana slices as a snack when we were little. they're really good for kids, not so much for adults for some reason 🤷♀️.
came home from uni and my dad's house doesn't have many snacks so I got bored and decided to mix them. Actually not bad tbh, if I owned a restaurant I would probably get some really big pepperonis and while they're still hot I would roll it and fill them with icing or whipped cream like a cannoli. That would be gas 🔥🔥
i... dont like this... makes me feel... like there is no static reality to grab onto - makes me feel like everything is arbitrary and unstable, changing as soon as we look away, to be found in a state which "makes sense" but isnt really what we left behind.
i feel like if i touched a wall, it might feel rigid, but if i pushed into it, it would become soft, i would pass thru and wake up-
So youre eating microwaved pepperoni with whipped cream and sprinkles on them? Is that what im seeing? If you just ate the pepperoni out of the bag and had whipped cream with sprinkles separately it wouldnt be a great dinner, but kicrowaving and combining them is really throwing me for a loop
35 Comments
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 295d
This is bizarre even by girl dinner standards
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 295d
that's a compliment in my books
otacon239@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 295d
I can’t even tell what the cheese is sitting on. Everything visually is telling me it’s a paper towel and I really hope I’m wrong.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 35 pts · 295d
there's no cheese, that's the oil from microwaving the pepperonis lol
otacon239@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 295d
I don’t know whether to be relieved or horrified.
berkaderka@piefed.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 295d
Probably a little of both, honestly. That's how I feel anyway.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 295d
It's a bit sad because you lose so much flavor
Master@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 293d
Unless you lick the plate clean.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 293d
I'm pretty good at licking things clean
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 295d
I was going to post this anyway, but I thought that was rice with butter or something on.
JetpackJackson@feddit.org · 4 pts · 295d
Right? It looks like paper towel
TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 25 pts · 295d
reminds me of "depression soup," for some reason
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 295d
Waayyy back in the day, I went skiing with some friends. I was broke as hell and like 17. I could barely afford to be there at all and hadn't brought any food. I basically did this with ketchup packets in the lodge. It felt bad.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 295d
this is kinda a mixture of 2 family recipes. My sister found out you could put pepperonis on a paper towel and microwave them for a minute to make little chips. They're pretty good, you should try them. Wait for them to cool some (but still warm) to make them crunchy and they're AMAZING as a snack. only problem is you can only make a few at a time.
Then my mom used to put whipped cream and sprinkles on some banana slices as a snack when we were little. they're really good for kids, not so much for adults for some reason 🤷♀️.
came home from uni and my dad's house doesn't have many snacks so I got bored and decided to mix them. Actually not bad tbh, if I owned a restaurant I would probably get some really big pepperonis and while they're still hot I would roll it and fill them with icing or whipped cream like a cannoli. That would be gas 🔥🔥
cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 295d
You're absolutely fucked in the head.
Is your Tuesday night clear, your taste in much older women completely without standards, and your kidneys/liver hungry for adventure?
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 295d
i... dont like this... makes me feel... like there is no static reality to grab onto - makes me feel like everything is arbitrary and unstable, changing as soon as we look away, to be found in a state which "makes sense" but isnt really what we left behind.
i feel like if i touched a wall, it might feel rigid, but if i pushed into it, it would become soft, i would pass thru and wake up-
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 294d
When the pizza picture is so bad it gives people an existential crisis.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 294d
ive heard this "existential crisis" word a lot, but never knew what it was.
is what i described such a crisis?
frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 294d
Yeah, kinda. I'm probably guilty of some pop philosophy here, but it's basically something that makes you rethink your whole life.
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 1 pts · 293d
Yeah, that or disrealization.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 295d
You monster
Tilgare@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 294d
Is the base level that the cheese got melted onto... A paper towel? Looks like a plate, paper towel, and THEN the cheese.
Tilgare@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 294d
OH, and they tore the paper towel corners so it fit easier in the microwave I think.
squirtsquirt29@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 295d
Hey
Twongo@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 295d
you go girl
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 293d
all the food groups
possumparty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 294d
Quin what the fuck
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 295d
Reddi-Whip & pepperoni slices - looks like prep for a kinky night of fun (think edible pasties). The energy drink just lends credence to the idea.
blinfabian@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 293d
americans will just pretend this is normal
gray@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 295d
What even is this??
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 294d
This is like a 12-year-old trying to create a bad meme.
gray@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 293d
I am literally unable to parse what I am looking at
titanicx@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 293d
Hurr durr I'm an autist
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 295d
So youre eating microwaved pepperoni with whipped cream and sprinkles on them? Is that what im seeing? If you just ate the pepperoni out of the bag and had whipped cream with sprinkles separately it wouldnt be a great dinner, but kicrowaving and combining them is really throwing me for a loop
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 295d
I can't say I've seen a more bizarre leftover food construction, good job