The Temporal Loom is unstable, Quick! how will you fix it?

Use my distaff to rip it open wider, banishing death to wander between realities for all eternity. Duh.

Well, I've got duct tape, an anvil, bubblegum, a diesel generator, some pennies, salt and vinegar potato chips, and I've been watching a lot of Macguyver, so I'm sure we can rig something up.

Temporal crochet

Corporate America: .... how can we weaponize this and turn a profit?

This was caused by mathematics, it must be solved by mathematics:

Take the Euler identity and raise it to TREE(3), divide by all prime numbers, and finally integrate Pi over all elliptical surfaces.

I've got a tube of JB Weld. That'll do the trick

I make sure that no apples are around. Help will come in a blue box.

picks up a roll of gaffer tape time to get to work I guess?

Makes me think of the loom of destiny

I'm going to cop a squat and start shumming and not stop until it's fixed.

Utilising a McGuffin