We forced ourselves onto you after you repeatedly said no. Why are you so upset? Look how many jobs we replaced!
-Microsoft CEO right before the guillotine's blade falls
Edit: This cross-post about AI potentially replacing almost 12% of jobs off the bat seems relevant.
40 Comments
SW42@lemmy.world · 92 pts · 269d
OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 269d
Oh man. I forgot what happens when you try to sell out an incredibly loyal fan base built over decades.
Poor Blizzard. They were more fun in the '90s.
Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Linktank@lemmy.today · 31 pts · 269d
Smug fucking asshole.
That game sucked.
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 62 pts · 269d
"Guy whose day is filled with ass-kissers who say AI is useful is confused when presented with something contrary"
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 269d
He's given the world an ass kissing robot and is surprised the world doesn't want to reproduce his relationship to the others.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 269d
OldQWERTYbastard@lemmy.world · 49 pts · 269d
I hope every one of these brain dead CEOs catches some sort of STD that turns their dick into hamburger meat.
Fuck them for creating this dystopian hell we live in.
#freeluigi
Sunflier@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 269d
I wish I could up-vote this twice
Cephalotrocity@biglemmowski.win · 3 pts · 269d
Don't hate the players, hate the game.
bitMasque@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 269d
Nah.
Both? Both. Both is good.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 269d
AI CEO has to be one of the dumbest sounding bullshit job titles Ive heard in a good long while.
Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 12 pts · 269d
head of the artificial intelligence and machine learning research lab at microsoft sound better?
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 269d
As a matter of fact, it does.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 269d
Here's my explanation: how you treat ChatGPT today, is how people at the top end of silicone valley have ALWAYS treated their assistants, and anyone "below" them.
They're surprised that you don't enjoy having the simulation of someone you can hurl abuse at, make demands of, and call an idiot - who has to stick around and take it. The perfect underling.
They're reproducing their own lack of empathy, and surprised that YOU don't want to be like them.
Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 269d
... It rather that it barely functions, yet is being forced on people everywhere, anyway.
Don't think most people are looking into it that deeply.
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 268d
Isn't that literally what they're saying?
No one is thinking deeply about why there is a mismatch.
Every ai pusher thinks that not only will their products sell its self but that they are providing something so revolutionary we should be thanking them for it.
OpenStars@piefed.social · 11 pts · 269d
Tbf, the AI tools also don't work right, which might have some small bearing on whether people choose to use them or not:-)
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca · 19 pts · 269d
I swear every current problem from dumb shit head decisions has got to be because all of these things are being run by dumb shit head nepo babies now. They get this shit handed to them and they’re too fucking stupid to do anything right or they just legitimately don’t care and are just trying to make themselves as much money as they can get away with before everything collapses below them.
Either that or tech bros really are just all this fucking dumb.
Sunflier@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 269d
This one. In addition to their greed, publically-traded corporations are stautorily required to maximize profits for the shareholder. So, if there's a thing that will replace workers for less than it costs to have workers, they will do that thing.
Fedizen@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 269d
Where's the microsoft dick sucking CEO?
Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 269d
And are they hiring?
melsaskca@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 269d
I was more impressed with that skeleton hand coming out of a box to grab my coin. Different times.
Newbrain@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 268d
Co Pilot ommitted whole lines from a summary I asked for, then argued that they werem't left out. I guess gaslighting is built in from the top.
Newbrain@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 268d
*edit weren't
TomMasz@piefed.social · 8 pts · 269d
This sounds like a dysfunctional relationship, doesn't it?
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 269d
How are we supposed to take someone seriously when they're wearing a Wesley Crusher Season 1 sweater?
Rooty@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 268d
Just about every site now has some barely functional chatbot that hijacks the screen and demands your attention. I want to read the content on the site, not interact with a poorly programmed simulacrum that can give me inaccurate and nonsensical info.
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org · 7 pts · 269d
I wonder how much HE uses this wonderful AI...
TheOneCurly@feddit.online · 13 pts · 269d
Probably all day. His job isn't that hard and he clearly has the personality type for ai psychosis. I'm sure he's having long nonsensical conversations about his grand ideas while the chatbot eggs him on.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 269d
He should accessorise that jumper with a combadge
vzqq@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 268d
Honestly I think LLMs are impressive pieces of kit. However, they have huge flaws which means they are only really applicable to a very very small subset of applications and need both ai expert and subject matter expert supervision.
If I were to run a devastating anti-LLM campaign, I’d go around telling people they are perfect (which they clearly are not), and shove them into all applications imaginable (to drive the point home that they suck) and wait for the revolution.
So, welcome to the resistance, Mr Suleyman.
baronvonj@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 269d
More non-tech people need to watch Silicon Valley and understand how close to reality it is.
not_me@piefed.social · 3 pts · 268d
Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 268d
Of course people are unimpressed by failures. What did he expect?
Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 269d
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 7 pts · 269d
You're right, there's a lot more delusional people with money riding on this line going up.
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 269d
All three are equally stupid.
real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 269d
Metaverse is infinitely stupider. They set their money on fire to make an uncanny,
familyemployer-friendly vrchat. NFTs are just a grift nowadaysbaronvonj@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 269d
Were NFTs ever not a grift?
real_squids@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 269d
Nah I'm just saying they're a grift like any other, so it's not that dumb in comparison
Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 269d
The anti-ai dilemma: ai is as stupid as the metaverse and it's going to take all our jobs.
pastermil@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 268d
Man, this should have not be in the headline.
barnaclebutt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 269d