I think bedroom eyes aren't really a thing. It's usually just the viewer recognising the person is attractive. Throughout my life I have heard so many ppl mislabeling expressions as bedroom eyes, I just don't believe in it any more.
Never once did someone point out bedroom eyes on a person they find unattractive.
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GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 296d
It's real, and it's spectacular.
Also, drama with your "roommate"
finitebanjo@piefed.world · 37 pts · 296d
OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 296d
I don’t like that the caption says Cookie Monster but that’s clearly Grover, a far superior muppet.
gnutrino@programming.dev · 12 pts · 296d
It does say "see page 3" for the Cookie Monster thing
__Lost__@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 295d
Page 3 always has the good stuff
TheEntity@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 296d
Elliot Would
shplane@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 296d
Dude was a fox
Zorque@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 296d
Peter... what is this?
SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world · 5 pts · 296d
Before your time, dear. Now back to bed so you can blast off for Dreamland.
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 295d
ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 296d
There’s a long goodbye, and it happens every day, when some passerby invites your eye to come his way
kieron115@startrek.website · 3 pts · 295d
It’s okay with me
Zier@fedia.io · 2 pts · 296d
"near... ... ... ... far"
solrize@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 296d
I mean that's a real picture or pretty close, so I'm missing something.
Dojan@pawb.social · 19 pts · 296d
I think the point is that he’s giving bedroom eyes in a muppet photoshoot and the contrast between those two concepts is a bit amusing.
lurch@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 296d
I think bedroom eyes aren't really a thing. It's usually just the viewer recognising the person is attractive. Throughout my life I have heard so many ppl mislabeling expressions as bedroom eyes, I just don't believe in it any more.
Never once did someone point out bedroom eyes on a person they find unattractive.
nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 296d
https://www.wikihow.com/Bedroom-Eyes-Meaning
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2394598-pleading-emoji-%F0%9F%A5%BA-bottom-emoji
The meme is goofy but the animal behavior is based. (farm experience, zoobooks nerd)
Drooped lids, dialated pupils. Hunting without intent to terminate. Pretty simple.
Test_Tickles@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 296d
"Hunting without intent to terminate" is an amazingly good description.
nanoswarm9k@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 289d
Thank you. I like to mix technical writing and purple prose.
notsure@fedia.io · 2 pts · 296d
...were the editors of "the Philadelphia Inquirer" fired?..