Yes, officer, I was attacked by a curdish separatist

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rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 8 pts · 273d

Skyrim taught me that eating 20 cheese wheels in a row is supposed to improve my health

BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 4 pts · 273d (2 replies)

Aged white cheddar may be my kryptonite.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 273d (1 reply)

I love aged cheddar. It's not the fanciest, but I like Trader Joe's Unexpected Cheddar. And I wish I'd noted the brand of that manchego years ago. And the double cream brie. Mmm, I could go for some cheese.

BurgerBaron@piefed.social · 2 pts · 273d

Balderson's in Canada is my pick! The 5 year aged is perfect, although anything over 2 years is good too. Unexpected Cheddar huh? Tempted to import. I know not fancy but doesn't matter I want to try haha.

Fredselfish@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 273d (1 reply)

Why is your cheese holding a knife against you?

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 273d

Presumably for the same reason I hold a knife against my cheese: to fucking cut me.

xia@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 273d (1 reply)

I just want to know what the knife is in this metaphor.

Darkaga@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 273d

Lactose Intolerance

Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 273d

I want an entire tub of smoked bleu cheese rn. 🤤