I always thought this was a joke but I knew a girl who dated a guy who wouldn't fully clean his ass in the shower because he thought getting his finger anywhere near his butthole was gay.
I have a hard time even comprehending the thought process.
I'm in asia. They don't use toilet paper. They use water and soap. Like civilized people.
I FEAR going back to Europe. My asshole is puckering already. Using toilet paper is like sandpapering your anus. And it doesn't even clean it. And it clogs toilets. And it costs us trees. And it costs money. And it's fucking nasty. And when you buy it in the store, people will know that you poop.
You can buy a portable bidet that is basically a squeeze bottle with a nozzle. I always carry a small bottle of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash anywhere. I also have an empty water bottle in my bag’s side pocket that I can fill up when I don’t have the portable bidet with me.
No, at least not the thing I mean. It has a spray head oriented sideways and if you squeeze it water comes out with pressure depending on how hard you squeeze it.
You point the spray head towards your butthole and water cleans everything. I still use TP afterwards but only to dry my butt and it's always clean.
Well hopefully after you use the bidet there won't be any shit there lol, but no. The last few times I used a bidet there was TP as well, you just dab yourself dry with a little bit and put it in a bin. Less paper, not in the sewer, but you get a dry arse. Best of both worlds.
if the options are wet or dry butthole, I'll take dry.
I mean, I bathe regularly and don't scratch my butthole so I don't think there's many positive tradeoffs to using a bidet if I have to walk around with a sloppy dripping crack.
I genuinely think a lot of people are just scared of liking it. The repression in the US is crazy in a lot of areas lol. "Can't have anything feel good on the no-no-hole"
If I go somewhere they don't have one, I use the shower handle. Fuck walking around with shit smeared around your asshole because of bizarre Western cultural norms.
32 Comments
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 260d
The Itch of shame
Botunda@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 258d
Ya got me with that one!
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 23 pts · 259d
Everyone knows that wiping makes you gay
tomiant@piefed.social · 5 pts · 259d
What if you were already gay?
Are you now gay and also a buttpooper?
rockerface@lemmy.cafe · 11 pts · 259d
you become gay^2^
diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 258d
Gayception
Donkter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 258d
I always thought this was a joke but I knew a girl who dated a guy who wouldn't fully clean his ass in the shower because he thought getting his finger anywhere near his butthole was gay.
I have a hard time even comprehending the thought process.
tomiant@piefed.social · 23 pts · 259d
I'm in asia. They don't use toilet paper. They use water and soap. Like civilized people.
I FEAR going back to Europe. My asshole is puckering already. Using toilet paper is like sandpapering your anus. And it doesn't even clean it. And it clogs toilets. And it costs us trees. And it costs money. And it's fucking nasty. And when you buy it in the store, people will know that you poop.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 259d
webp@mander.xyz · 20 pts · 259d
People will probably know you poop even when not buying paper
tomiant@piefed.social · 4 pts · 258d
noooo, they may SUSPECT. They may not KNOW.
There's a very fine but critical difference.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 258d
Jokes on you, I don't poop. I just use toilet paper to blow my nose.
scytale@piefed.zip · 7 pts · 259d
You can buy a portable bidet that is basically a squeeze bottle with a nozzle. I always carry a small bottle of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash anywhere. I also have an empty water bottle in my bag’s side pocket that I can fill up when I don’t have the portable bidet with me.
Master@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 259d
I have a water bottle bidet attachment that I carry when traveling. Then just Cary a bottle of water around with me.
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 7 pts · 260d
I have a squeezable silicone bidet thing and I love it.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 259d
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 3 pts · 259d
Seems like it. I wasn't aware of the words literal meaning until now
tym@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 258d
Botunda@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 258d
Wait, so does that thing/those things go into your butthole?
affenlehrer@feddit.org · 1 pts · 258d
No, at least not the thing I mean. It has a spray head oriented sideways and if you squeeze it water comes out with pressure depending on how hard you squeeze it.
You point the spray head towards your butthole and water cleans everything. I still use TP afterwards but only to dry my butt and it's always clean.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 259d
TIL a bunch of people are walking around with sloppy wet buttholes.
capuccino@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 259d
*breaths heavily* yea
BluesF@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 259d
Alternatively you could dry yourself afterwards.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
with what? a shit covered hand towel?
BluesF@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 258d
Well hopefully after you use the bidet there won't be any shit there lol, but no. The last few times I used a bidet there was TP as well, you just dab yourself dry with a little bit and put it in a bin. Less paper, not in the sewer, but you get a dry arse. Best of both worlds.
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 259d
Are you too good for a bidet?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 259d
if the options are wet or dry butthole, I'll take dry.
I mean, I bathe regularly and don't scratch my butthole so I don't think there's many positive tradeoffs to using a bidet if I have to walk around with a sloppy dripping crack.
JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 258d
I genuinely think a lot of people are just scared of liking it. The repression in the US is crazy in a lot of areas lol. "Can't have anything feel good on the no-no-hole"
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 258d
Do they shower?
JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 257d
Yeah but Im sure it's a mix of dirty bootys and people who rinse without direct contact
UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 259d
Imagine not having a bidet. Gross.
tomiant@piefed.social · 2 pts · 259d
100%
If I go somewhere they don't have one, I use the shower handle. Fuck walking around with shit smeared around your asshole because of bizarre Western cultural norms.
BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social · 2 pts · 259d
Shower pending...
DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 258d
Might as well wipe with your hand. More likely to wash em afterwards