I'll use that money to buy some RAM memory for my PC computer. I see it as an investment, like in an ISA account, now that memory prices have risen so much.
Back in my day we used to round up the village elders and have them draw lots, and we would eat the one who drew the shortest straw. Never saw any overpopulation or excessive amounts of pollution around the farm.
I remember that year, it was the same year Biden cancelled Christmas. After black lives matter burned all the cities to the ground there was not much left for the holidays. A lot of people forget what really happened!
None of that matters! Trump is at the helm, and has saved the country and the poultry from certain doom! Have you not witnessed the glorious utopia outside your door lately?
22 Comments
ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 289d
Shake my head my head
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 25 pts · 289d
RIP in peace
yakko@feddit.uk · 17 pts · 289d
Makes perfect sense to tbfh honest
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 14 pts · 289d
It's how it's done IIRC correctly.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 288d
I'll pull some cash outta the automated ATM machine for you.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 1 pts · 288d
I'll use that money to buy some RAM memory for my PC computer. I see it as an investment, like in an ISA account, now that memory prices have risen so much.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 286d
Funnier to say random RAM memory and personal PC computer and individual ISA savings account 😄
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 289d
Scoff! I remember when Thanksgiving was venison and dry corn cobs dipped in sandy beach water.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 18 pts · 289d
I remember when we drank from the hose and gasoline was leaded
FishFace@piefed.social · 17 pts · 289d
You ever drink from the leaded gasoline hose? Hoo boy!
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 5 pts · 289d
It's so sweet!
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 289d
Man, that PVC flavor was up there with cherry kool-aid.
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 2 pts · 289d
They're both basically PVC anyway. The FDA has no limit on PVC specifically in kool-aid.
(BeCaUsE pVc IsN't FoOd AnD aS sUcH iS nOt AlLoWeD iN aNy AmOuNt)
gnutrino@programming.dev · 5 pts · 289d
Read that as "drank from the horse" at first and was seriously concerned about what you were drinking...
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 8 pts · 289d
Something, something, Bubba.
tomiant@piefed.social · 3 pts · 288d
Back in my day we used to round up the village elders and have them draw lots, and we would eat the one who drew the shortest straw. Never saw any overpopulation or excessive amounts of pollution around the farm.
GreenShimada@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 287d
Ew - eat an old? So stringy and greasy. You should have been feeding them to a volcano god!
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 288d
I remember that year, it was the same year Biden cancelled Christmas. After black lives matter burned all the cities to the ground there was not much left for the holidays. A lot of people forget what really happened!
tomiant@piefed.social · 5 pts · 288d
None of that matters! Trump is at the helm, and has saved the country and the poultry from certain doom! Have you not witnessed the glorious utopia outside your door lately?
ObviouslyNotBanana@piefed.world · 3 pts · 288d
It was some time between 2016 and 2019 IIRC when Biden stole the election from Trump the first time, sleepy Joe stood in the middle of 5th Avenue, and shot someone and lost no voters because the election in 2020 was rigged because he cancelled Christmas.
fishsayhelo@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 287d
someone's nan would still be baited by this 🥀
tomiant@piefed.social · 1 pts · 288d
A man so evil even vampires shun him!