Oh, I know about GBP. But the ass backwards US has had tap to pay for a couple weeks now, maybe longer. I know they lag behind other parts of the world, and some retailers still don't support it, but it is relevant in freedom-land, too. /s
Jokes on you (I know, it's satire) I keep spent gift cards for the express purpose of carding doors when I have to. No chip, and even if you had a mag reader there's $1.36 left on the card, have fun.
When I was a kid, I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out of the water. I was supposed to die. But a fish bumped me out with its nose. That was the earth telling me I'm supposed to do something great.
21 Comments
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 110 pts · 275d
Finally, a LinkedIn lunatic I can agree with.
jqubed@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 275d
!linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works
cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 41 pts · 275d
Do it enough times, you'll get treated to an exclusive hotel with free food and lodging! If you like ramen, they even have an exclusive flavour!
fonix232@fedia.io · 11 pts · 275d
If the £ wasn't indication enough, this ain't in the US.
cerebralhawks@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 275d
Oh, I know about GBP. But the ass backwards US has had tap to pay for a couple weeks now, maybe longer. I know they lag behind other parts of the world, and some retailers still don't support it, but it is relevant in freedom-land, too. /s
AlecSadler@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 274d
US tap to pay sucks compared to most of the world though.
prex@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 274d
How so?
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 0 pts · 274d
Take a guess?
Plot twist, it's all of them.
ohellidk@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 275d
Its not like he's stealing their money, those cards are probably stolen too.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 274d
Ah, yes, the ol' "stolen goods but I didn't steal 'em" defense. Ironclad classic.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 17 pts · 275d
Jokes on you (I know, it's satire) I keep spent gift cards for the express purpose of carding doors when I have to. No chip, and even if you had a mag reader there's $1.36 left on the card, have fun.
FooBarrington@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 274d
Thanks, now I'm up -44.49£ 😎 (assuming 50% card to cash conversion & 1.33 USD : 1 GBP)
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 274d
Have fun! If you can't convert it to cash you might be able to get like 1/5th of a coffee!
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 274d
It's that like a Wish Sandwich?
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 274d
They sell sandwiches on wish now? I wouldn't trust it, probably rotten by the time it goes through customs, and full of lead to boot.
otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 274d
Yeah, far safer to stick with a Temu burritu or two. 🤌🏼
Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 274d
Do you really think homeless methheads have bank cards?
Hupf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 274d
Not their own, of course.
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 1 pts · 274d
bonenode@piefed.social · 19 pts · 274d
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br · 1 pts · 274d
Thanks for your insightful comment 👍
bonenode@piefed.social · 8 pts · 274d
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 274d
When I was a kid, I fell into a river and a fish bumped me out of the water. I was supposed to die. But a fish bumped me out with its nose. That was the earth telling me I'm supposed to do something great.