"they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet"

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/25083947

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JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 20 pts · 278d (1 reply)

"I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy."

Bricriu@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 278d

"Damn, that's a real shame, folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."

jof@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 278d (1 reply)

"I can quit anytime I want! In fact, I quit everyday!"

MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 278d

Said well smoking out of a hole in their neck.

NABDad@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 278d

The sign I put out at Halloween